BMW Sort Your Shit Out

"JustDauKee" (oopsiforgotmyburnerkey) 12/29/2015 at 00:32 • Filed to: Bmw, confusing, brand dilution

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This is a 4-door car.

This is a 2-door version of a 4-door car.

This is a 4-door version of a 2-door version of a 4-door car (quoi?).

This is a 4-door version of a 4-door car with an unnecessarily fat ass.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 00:36

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FILL ALL THE NICHES!!!!!!!!!

JustDauKee > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/29/2015 at 00:39

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Soon we will have a one-(sliding)-door, FWD V11 hybrid minivan, with the transmission in the boot, and the engine on the roof.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 00:40

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is there a 3 series coupe that isn’t called a 4 series?

JustDauKee > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/29/2015 at 00:42

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There used to be. Now it's a whole new model line.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/29/2015 at 00:47

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... while ignoring wagons...

TheHondaBro > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 00:57

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This post looks familiar.

Birddog > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 01:02

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All I’m hearing is Gran Fury. Or is it Gran Coupe?

Bloody Hell. They all look a bit alike anyway.

AM3R shamefully returns > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 01:08

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The 3GT doesn't look terrible in the picture you used..

JustDauKee > AM3R shamefully returns 12/29/2015 at 01:17

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Kim Kardashian’s behind doesn’t look so grotesque when she takes a selfie in a burqa...

Conan > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 01:42

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It sounds kinda amazing though.

FazeRacer > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 02:27

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Personally I love the 4 door version of a 2 door version of a 4 door car.

Aaron M - MasoFiST > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 06:36

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I slid in just in time to get one of the last NA I6 BMWs, and now I can safely never buy one again.

Vítor > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 07:53

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The last two are five-door. They are hatchbacks/fastbacks.

It`s a big thing in Europe. The Opel Insigna, Skoda Superb, and Ford Mondeo all have five door variants. Look at the Mondeo for example. Audi also sells a sportback variant of the A5, which is the five-door version of the two-door version of the four-door version of the A4.

Jayhawk Jake > JustDauKee 12/29/2015 at 09:46

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I was anti-gran coupe until I learned the 3 series gran coupe is a lift back

Jayhawk Jake > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/29/2015 at 09:47

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A while back I calculated all the different models BMW has. I think it was like 92?