"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
12/26/2015 at 19:12 • Filed to: None
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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
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So does my girlfriend.
I’ve got so much booze in the last few days, it’s a wonder how I’m still not in a coma. I have a heroic liver, it processed scotch, various wines, G&T’s, rum, flirtinis, way more Carlsberg’s than it should, legally be allowed and more Cuba libre than both Fidel and Che had, combined. Two whole packs of cigarettes and five cigars(I only smoke occasionally now, but that exceeded any occasion).
My girlfriend on the other hand, says all the booze affected my dick, the tobacco smell entered my skin and that all the food I ate today, made me lazy in bed. She also said that her folks(typical Queens republicans, especially her dad) invited us to dinner, tomorrow. Damn it! Why can’t aliens invade the Earth tomorrow?
My citroen won't start
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
12/26/2015 at 19:23 |
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Put on your best Che Guevara t-shirt and soldier on.
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El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> My citroen won't start
12/26/2015 at 19:36 |
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I don’t have one. But I could get a Bernie Sanders tshirt and a beret to piss them off. Lol.
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My citroen won't start
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
12/26/2015 at 20:34 |
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That sounds like something I would do, Bernie t-shirt, do it.