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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/26/2015 at 16:58 • Filed to: None

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This is what death looks like.

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:01

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But you'll go out with a smile


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:04

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I do not understand the desire to cut a hole in the hood of a car and expose the engine. Horrible.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2015 at 17:09

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..particularly for those of us who live in a damp climate. Imagine the rust!


Kinja'd!!! d15b > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:10

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Might want to wear a helmet when operating those vehicles.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Spaceball-Two
12/26/2015 at 17:10

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As someone who has lost complete control of a car and thought I was going to die, I was not smiling. Paul Walker was wrong.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 17:14

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If the choice is between horrid custom engine mouting solutions and just cutting a hole in the hood to fit the bigger engine and supercharger and blower, a lot of people go the latter route. It’s a dragster thing. Street car this is not.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2015 at 17:17

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Sometimes you have to cut the hood up in order to fit that massive supercharger and upper intake.

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It started on 40s/50s drag cars, particularly those on a short budget who couldn’t afford both the engine modifications and a fiberglass hood. It also allows as much clean air to be sucked in as possible.

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Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:19

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Don’t call on Jesus because if your driving this thing, even he can’t help you.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2015 at 17:19

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Weight reduction


Kinja'd!!! petebmwm > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:20

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these things are dangerous!!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:21

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“Welp! This isn’t a car...”


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/26/2015 at 17:32

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Everything someone posts that I think to myself the guy was literally incinerated. There’s no way he was smiling


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:34

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No this is what death looks like

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/26/2015 at 17:35

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Besides, he died after the car stopped, so he wasn’t smiling like he said he would.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/26/2015 at 17:39

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Also, how do we know he even said that?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > scoob
12/26/2015 at 17:44

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Are you insinuating that every person with a sticker with that quote on it has been duped? Because it wouldn’t surprise me, most of them are morons.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:44

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I don't see what could possibly go wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:46

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Hitting the gas be like


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 17:53

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assuming this is even functional.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > pip bip - choose Corrour
12/26/2015 at 18:00

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I saw the build thread. It is. And it’s been replaced with a supercharged LS block.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > That's gonna leave a mark!
12/26/2015 at 18:00

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“Jesus take the wheel!”

“HAHAHA NOPE”


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2015 at 18:06

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I prefer this to the alternative.

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Huge cowls look silly.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 18:09

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And imagine how dumb you look out on the street. I prefer most things stock, and this is an awful modification.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 18:10

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Ok I am having a moment apparently. What kind of car is that?


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/26/2015 at 18:13

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So replace some parts with carbon fiber. Buy runflats and lose the spare. Lose that last 10 pounds you gained 4 Christmases ago.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 18:20

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Can you even see the road? And why destroy a ‘69 Camaro? At least I think it’s a ‘69 under all that.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Spoon II
12/26/2015 at 18:24

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There would be more tire smoke than anything else.

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve in Manhattan
12/26/2015 at 18:47

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I like to think it was a rusty un-restorable hulk in a junk yard somewhere and he built a drag car out of it replacing 80% of the car with new stuff along the way.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Matt Nichelson
12/26/2015 at 18:48

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Austin-Healey Sprite. The generation after the infamous “bugeye”


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Leon711
12/26/2015 at 19:13

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morans*


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 19:24

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That's how I plan on dying, except instead of a blown V8 I want a twin turbo Ecoboost(or something along those lines).


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 19:34

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Dammit! I was thinking Austin but I wasn’t far enough ahead. Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 19:43

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You know, if it’s salvageable, I’d like it done frame-off, but I’m not everyone. And if you make something you like, who am I to shit on it? On the other hand, if it’s something rare, like a Jensen, or an old Jag or Bristol, bring it back to showroom condition.


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/26/2015 at 20:01

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No, this looks like an awesome daily driver!


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > scoob
12/27/2015 at 02:20

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Moranis?

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