"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
12/26/2015 at 15:18 • Filed to: Jose Mourinho, Matilde Mourinho
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"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
12/26/2015 at 15:18 • Filed to: Jose Mourinho, Matilde Mourinho | 1
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Meet José Mourinho.
He was the manager of the Chelsea football team until his recent decommissioning. Chelsea are an English team well known to followers of the sport.
But that’s not why we’re here.
Have another picture which has several features, one of which is drawing your eye right now.
The features are:
José
José’s daughter Matilde
Matilde’s right breast
José’s look of considerable displeasure
Matilde’s look of “look what I have!”
If you want to see more of Matilde and her bosom, there are pictures of her and it everywhere.
Me, I just hope she didn’t catch a chill.
Xyl0c41n3
> Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 15:24 |
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What does Matilde’s chest have to do with cars?
What does this post have to do with anything other than objectifying this woman?
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Cé hé sin
> Xyl0c41n3
12/26/2015 at 15:31 |
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(a) about as much as your post about the weather
(b) it’s about her dad’s somewhat embarrassed reaction
davedave1111
> Xyl0c41n3
12/26/2015 at 15:37 |
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Er, I don’t think you can complain about objectification when someone’s deliberately putting their parts on display to garner attention.
If you don’t know who Mourinho is, maybe that’s why you don’t find this amusing. That’s exactly the expression he wears when his team have lost and the media are asking him stupid questions - combined with a bit of ‘I will hunt you down and leave your corpse drained of blood if you touch my daughter’.
boredalways
> Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 15:40 |
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Matilde is a lovely young lady, but I’m old enough to be her dad.
Jose, I too feel your pain!
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Xyl0c41n3
> davedave1111
12/26/2015 at 15:50 |
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Her choice of wardrobe is not permission for a bunch of guys to ogle her, nor does it invalidate criticisms of the boys who are objectifying her.
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Xyl0c41n3
> Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 15:51 |
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It’s about her dad, right? That’s why the faux concern about her being cold, or the invitation to google more images of her “bosom?”
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davedave1111
> Xyl0c41n3
12/26/2015 at 16:15 |
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She’s objectifying herself deliberately to try and make a name for herself. Unless you think the choice of dress is intended to convey the message ‘give me a job because of my intelligence and personality’ or something.
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davedave1111
> Xyl0c41n3
12/26/2015 at 16:15 |
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You really don’t do humour, do you?
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Xyl0c41n3
> davedave1111
12/26/2015 at 16:24 |
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I do humor just fine, but when a forum that’s over 98 percent male perpetuates sexist shit and consistently tells its few women members the equivalent of, “It’s cool, yo. Calm down, it’s just a joke,” every time we object, then no, I don’t do humor. Because it’s not funny and it’s not a joke.
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davedave1111
> Xyl0c41n3
12/26/2015 at 16:52 |
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You’re the only one bringing outdated gender stereotypes into this, not least by dismissing Oppo’s female contingent simply because gender is irrelevant here and so it never comes up. You’d be surprised to find out the real gender of some of our more common posters, given your achingly outdated sexist assumptions. And given the patriarchalism you’re displaying in your attempt to shame this young lady’s choices, I rather doubt you’re what you claim to be.
Frankly, you also need to get your head out of your heteronormative arse, because female opponauts can and do appreciate female looks - not that that’s what’s going on here. You’ve imagined that because you don’t understand subtlety, I suspect. The OP is poking fun at Mourinho’s evident distaste for his daughter’s deliberate choice to objectify herself in order to gain a media profile as a z-list celeb. The comment about catching a chill is a common English expression used to signify the total inappropriateness of someone’s dress for the weather, and the comment about seeing more of her, and her pictures being everywhere was a tongue-in-cheek way of saying she’s been successful at what she set out to do, given that there really isn’t much more of her tit to see.
DrJohannVegas
> davedave1111
12/26/2015 at 16:55 |
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But that’s not why we’re here.
It’s more like “Xyl0 doesn’t bullshit.”
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davedave1111
> DrJohannVegas
12/26/2015 at 17:03 |
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I’m having trouble parsing your comment. What did you mean?
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Xyl0c41n3
> davedave1111
12/26/2015 at 17:26 |
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Do you think that throwing around $5 words means that you’re using them at all correctly?
Also, lol to the implication that I’m homophobic for calling out the objectification of women.
Keep trying, dude. Or better yet, don't.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 18:08 |
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i hope she does catch a chill , then she’ll need someone to keep her warm.
;)
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> Cé hé sin
12/26/2015 at 23:33 |
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Not joking here. Do cleavage or short skirts, but not both at once. You look like you’re trying too hard.
That top is over the top.... Wah wah waaaaah.
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davedave1111
> Xyl0c41n3
12/27/2015 at 07:24 |
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Oh great, so now everyone else is too stupid to even point out to you that you’re wrong, huh? And I’d remind you that you haven’t the faintest idea what my gender is.
Do one. Or better yet, fuck off.
pauljones
> davedave1111
12/28/2015 at 11:44 |
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Know when to walk away.
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> pauljones
12/28/2015 at 15:45 |
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Discretion is the better part of valor