Oppositelock Holiday Homework

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro) 12/24/2015 at 13:00 • Filed to: PAPER JAM, ADVERTISING

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In the tradition of Jalopnik’s fantastic new feature !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , this is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Locate and share promotional materials pertaining to YOUR car.

The advertising must match your vehicle as closely as possible. Color is not critical, but at least try to match your ride’s specific trim level. The exact year of your car does not have to match, but generation and facelift revisions must. Dearly departed previously-owned cars will be accepted.

Use your mastery of Google-fu or your already-downloaded collection to complement your entry. Tag your post PAPER JAM and whatever else you feel is appropriate, and don’t forget to leave a link to your post in the replies below. If you do not have Oppo !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , feel free to submit your homework in the reply section below, and it will get shared to Oppositelock.

Entries must include professionally-produced official materials only. No driveway pics or Craigslist ads, lest the secretary disavow all knowledge of your actions. Embedded videos are welcome. Bonus internet points will be awarded for the inclusion of things like cut-away mechanical drawings or closely-matching concept cars.

Oh, and this isn’t a contest or anything. Just an opportunity to open up some digital time capsules and reminisce about the era your car was born into. Besides, who needs an excuse for car porn?

This message may self-destruct without warning because Kinja. Good luck.

Urambo Tauro > Urambo Tauro 12/24/2015 at 13:04

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I’ll start:

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lone_liberal > Urambo Tauro 12/24/2015 at 13:30

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It’s not too hard for my car thanks to nastyz28. Standard ‘71 Camaro? Here you go:

Urambo Tauro > lone_liberal 12/24/2015 at 13:37

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Here are some hi-res brochure scans that I think you’ll enjoy:

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lone_liberal > Urambo Tauro 12/24/2015 at 13:41

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Thanks! The third page of that is glorious. Whitewalls, pornstache, ascot and all.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Urambo Tauro 12/24/2015 at 15:42

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This doesn’t really count because it is so new, but I wanted to throw it in the replies here. The replacement in the driving scenes is the same year, model, trim, and color as my wife’s car.

f86sabre > Urambo Tauro 12/24/2015 at 16:37

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Urambo Tauro > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:04

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petebmwm > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:13

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petebmwm > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:16

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Joe F > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:18

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“aa-coo-ra?”

Never-mind the fact that it wore a Honda badge in Italy.

petebmwm > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:21

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Birddog > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:31

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Here’s Crustys. Wish mine looked more like that!

And the Yamaha with a nice tech drawing.

And the Honda(s)

Urambo Tauro > Birddog 12/26/2015 at 13:37

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I haven’t heard “the best never rest” in ages!

Birddog > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 13:40

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Ford didn’t hold back in the 80s-90s.

Spoon II > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 14:15

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In Dutch, because why not?

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 14:24

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boxrocket > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 16:06

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Dead ringer for my own car.

Our own CX-5 GT is the blue color, not Soul Red.

boxrocket > boxrocket 12/26/2015 at 16:15

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I like that the 2016s more closely match the Minagi concept:

Gives me hope that the 2017-ish Mazda6 will resemble the Shinari concept:

pip bip - choose Corrour > Urambo Tauro 12/26/2015 at 18:19

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this as close as i can find , mine has steel wheels and no body kit.

Urambo Tauro > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/26/2015 at 19:12

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That’s an odd marketing angle. I’d love to know what the finer text says.

coelacanthist > Urambo Tauro 12/28/2015 at 13:58

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Urambo Tauro 12/28/2015 at 14:34

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Campy TV ads:

Brochure:

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Urambo Tauro 12/28/2015 at 18:29

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Couldn’t find an SR5 ad, but I did find this one for the Limited

And here’s a video ad of the same generation but pre-facelift.