I think an ant just crawled inside my laptop

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 12/22/2015 at 23:37 • Filed to: None

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Little fucker.

SantaRita > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:41

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they call that a bug.

TheHondaBro > SantaRita 12/22/2015 at 23:41

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I already heard that pun. Try again.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:42

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Eh, man I’m just trying to provide for my family. Not my fault your laptop gives me a nice cozy place to settle.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:45

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should i get the flame thrower?

TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 12/22/2015 at 23:45

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Fuck yo family and fuck yo poops.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:46

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Gaming. Full graphics. Burn the fucker alive.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2015 at 23:48

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Depends. You wanna spot me the $2300 for the laptop?

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/22/2015 at 23:49

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IT’S A MACBOOK.

But I guess I can do a render at max settings and cook the bastard that way.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:49

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haha you’re funny...*preps the flame thrower*

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2015 at 23:49

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*takes tl*

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:50

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*stands by your Accord with keys aimed at it*

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:51

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I got a better one.

The previous owner of my S2000 spilled a soda in it. I went to get the car out of storage and it was FULL. OF. ANTS.

Strangely, I drove the car away from the storage unit and the ants have disappeared after leaving the car sitting overnight. I’m still trying to figure out a way to strip the interior so I can clean everything out though.

Thought it was fitting since your name has ‘Honda’ in it.

TheHondaBro > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 23:52

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOEPNOEPNEOPNEOPENOPENEOPNEOENOEPNEOPENOPENEOPNEOPENOEPNEOPNEOPENOEPNEOPENOPENOEPNOPENOEPNEOPENOPE

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2015 at 23:52

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Wait, is your TL a Type-S?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:54

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yes it is

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:55

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I have no comeback because my mind is so fluctuated with your new name.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2015 at 23:55

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You can keep the Accord then, I’ll take the TL.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:56

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BACK AWAY!! Unless you want to pay for the timing belt/water pump service...

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro 12/22/2015 at 23:57

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My initial reaction too.

It’s almost like one of those Catch-22 questions they post on the FP - someone gives you one of your favorite cars but it is full of ants, what do you do?

I wasn’t just going to leave the car so I got in and took the ants for a ride.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2015 at 23:59

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I’ll just use some duct tape. The last time I did that, it lasted all the way until it broke down again.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 00:01

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how many miles on your Accord?

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/23/2015 at 00:01

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120k I think.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 00:03

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balls...bout to say I’d trade in hopes of a lower mileage car on these dam picky Honda transmissions, but I’m at 119k

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/23/2015 at 00:04

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I wouldn’t be worried about the trannys. I’d assume they’ve all been dealt with by now.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 00:04

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I still call mine a ticking time bomb...especially since it wasn’t one recalled by Honda.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/23/2015 at 00:06

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Yyyyyeeeaaaahhh about that whole thing where I was gonna take your TL... I don’t think that’s gonna happen. I’m gonna stick with my recalled Accord, thanks.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 00:07

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I MEAN......IT WAS FIXED, YEAH....

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 00:08

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That does sorta limit the amount of games available.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/23/2015 at 00:09

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BRO.

Clown Shoe Pilot > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 00:14

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Just run Google Chrome and watch some flash. It’ll drop the video card into “dead short across the battery” mode and you’ll have him cooked in no time.

scoob > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 12/23/2015 at 07:53

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They’re all in your clothes.

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 12/23/2015 at 23:07

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/20/ant…

SantaRita > TheHondaBro 12/24/2015 at 00:58

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in my day it was Cowdog in there.

orcim > TheHondaBro 12/24/2015 at 02:17

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Cook him off by running some games for a few hours. I don’t think a single body has enough ionic potential to do anything.

If it was a 1 oz gecko however, that, is something different. Did you know they bleed red? I didn’t used to. They don’t (thankfully) get into laptops too often, but towers? I haven’t opened one up that didn’t have a friend one in power supply in the last 10 years.