"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
12/21/2015 at 15:33 • Filed to: None | 4 | 7 |
“lost my virginity in the back with the seats folded down and the UB40 crank”
“got my first DUI and threw up my McRib sandwich all over the dashboard”
“shit my pants in the driver seat because I though I just had to fart”
“pet chicken and she did some damage to the interior”
“went to pick it up. I found two dead possums, Nickelback CD, a issue of peoples magazine and baby oil”
“wife couldn’t hold her load on the way to the hospital and had are 2 baby girls in the back with the seats folded down, but no UB40 was playing this time”
“so I swap the engine out and put in a 5.0 V8 (engine has about 268,000 miles on it) from a 1988 Mustang that I got from my sister’s crack head boyfriend.”
OOOOH! I see, it’s jsut lies.
http:// denver.craigslist.org/cto/5330791745…
JeepJeremy
> MonkeePuzzle
12/21/2015 at 15:42 | 0 |
“got my first DUI and threw up my McRib sandwich all over the dashboard”
This is a selling point?!?!?!
Gross!
Nibby
> MonkeePuzzle
12/21/2015 at 15:46 | 1 |
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> MonkeePuzzle
12/21/2015 at 15:52 | 0 |
Too bad. ‘Cause that wagon is sahweeeeeeeet
Urambo Tauro
> MonkeePuzzle
12/21/2015 at 15:53 | 2 |
NO HIGHBALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> MonkeePuzzle
12/21/2015 at 15:56 | 0 |
We do love our Subarus out here.
jkm7680
> MonkeePuzzle
12/21/2015 at 16:00 | 0 |
That's something alright.
Nauraushaun
> MonkeePuzzle
12/22/2015 at 04:51 | 0 |
“after power washing the car in/out and letting it dry it pretty much didn’t make a difference”
Admitting it has odors that cannot be removed. And that it’s been soaked through inside and out.