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"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy) 12/20/2015 at 16:50 • Filed to: None

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A few days ago, while waiting for my dad after school, I got to witness the many students at my school leave in their cars. One car I’ve noticed since the beginning of the school year was a Deep Impact Blue Mustang S197 that was nicely modified (above pic not of the modded car). The following rant is about said Mustang.

So I’m sitting on a hill, waiting, when I see the owner walk to his Mustang. He gets in, and starts it up. Now before I start, let me tell you that this guy had committed a crime: he put antlers and the red nose on his car.

Pictured: a nice car ruined by not-so-nice accessories.

I was already starting my internal hate train when the owner got in his Mustang. Then, he proceeded to do something so idiotic it led to the title of this post. He revved it sky-high on a cold start. And that’s when I also found out that his Stang was a V6. After touting about his car so heavily on social media I would have thought he was packing a Coyote. But no matter.

Now here comes the third part of idiocy. In a parking lot with a ton of high-schoolers walking through it, you HAVE to go slowly. But no. He decided to gun out of the parking lot, which is pretty funny because he got stuck in soccer mom traffic.

And I guess simply because he wanted to show off, he kept revving in traffic. Which got pretty annoying.

Anyway, that’s my rant over. Here’s a nice S550.

scoob > MLGCarGuy 12/20/2015 at 16:55

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I would put those antler/nose things on my car for the hell of it.

#ComeAtMeBro

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > scoob 12/20/2015 at 16:58

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Haha this is my buddies iroc

DoYouEvenShift > MLGCarGuy 12/20/2015 at 17:01

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Next time you hear him boasting about it, tell him you heard it in the parking lot. It sounded awesome, but I think you have a misfire on cylinders 7 and 8.

scoob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 12/20/2015 at 17:02

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LOL, beautiful.

Conan > MLGCarGuy 12/20/2015 at 17:02

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I’m forced to be a crossing guard for my students/traffic in spite of the fact that it should be a student job. I take a certain amount of glee in stopping those people and letting basketball players/cheerleaders/soccer players cross the street to get to their practices.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > MLGCarGuy 12/20/2015 at 17:10

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Lel, this exactly what the two V6 Mustang kids (one of which is a friend of mine) do. Maybe not the rev part, but the full throttle 5 seconds after cold start part.

MLGCarGuy > Conan 12/20/2015 at 17:15

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At least you get to stop their antics.

scoob > Conan 12/20/2015 at 17:15

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Doing the Car Lord’s work.

MLGCarGuy > scoob 12/20/2015 at 17:16

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MLGCarGuy > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 12/20/2015 at 17:16

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That’s fantastic.

Xyl0c41n3 > scoob 12/20/2015 at 19:16

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There's somebody around here who puts a whole bunch of lights on his wrangler. And the other day I saw a truck (not sure what kind. It was on an unlit road) that had a fully lit and decorated Christmas tree in the bed. It was awesome.

wiffleballtony > MLGCarGuy 12/20/2015 at 19:28

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I don’t get why people dump thousands into the V6 model. Why not have just got the V8 from the start.