One sexy Cadillac

"JR1" (type35bugatti)
12/17/2015 at 15:46 • Filed to: Cadillac CTS-V

The paint, the body lines, dat ass, that magical engine. I want a CTS-V coupe very badly.

DISCUSSION (49)

pjhusa > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:49

dislike, sry

HammerheadFistpunch > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:50

Don’t forget Dat departure angle!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:51

Show me on the Hot Wheels where Rolland touched you.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:52

Dat ass is...ugh. It's just too tall

RallyWrench > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:53

That’s a nice color, hadn’t seen that shade before. I think it’d be my choice.

CB > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:53

I wouldn’t buy one, but if one fell into my care for whatever reason, I wouldn’t mind.

Your boy, BJR > JR1
12/17/2015 at 15:57

I'm hoping to get a non-v coupe soon.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch
12/17/2015 at 15:59

Harrumph. It’s unAmerican for a real Cadillac to have greater than a 30 degree departure angle. You know that.

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 15:59

Kinja'd!!!

>MFW

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:00

I’d rather have the wagon #becausekidsandstuff

HammerheadFistpunch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 16:00

30? 13.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch
12/17/2015 at 16:03

Kinja'd!!!

Least is best. Also, anything less than a 4’ trunk is for hippies.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:14

I love the sedan and wagon, but this always looks weird to me. But then, nearly any 2-door that wasn’t originally designed as one looks weird.

Anyway, I'd rather have 4 doors than two. More practical and more sleeper. win/win.

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 16:24

On my tailpipes!

And how are the projects coming along?

JR1 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/17/2015 at 16:25

The two door makes a statement and is rare. That's half the fun sometimes

JR1 > RallyWrench
12/17/2015 at 16:25

Same here

JR1 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/17/2015 at 16:25

This has small back seats

JR1 > Your boy, BJR
12/17/2015 at 16:26

Good luck. They look excellant in royal blue.

JR1 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
12/17/2015 at 16:26

I like big butts and I cannot lie

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:28

BLEARGH. Which is to say, I was stony broke until Tuesday and short on time and energy, so none of the fun purchasing was going on, just short items I could work on with no money going in. Like my tailgate. Which, on Saturday, after welding fresh metal onto, I nearly cut the tips of two fingers off with. CRAP. ALL HAIL SUPERGLUE

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:29

The wagon makes a statement and is also rare. And looks much better.

The sedan makes a (admittedly subtler) statement and is nearly as rare. And looks much better.

I know looks aren't all that matters, but when you offer me one of three cars with identical capabilities, I'm kicking the ugly one immediately. The decision between the other two is much harder.

JR1 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/17/2015 at 16:31

Looks are in the eyes of the beholder to me the coupe looks the best. And after that probably the sedan

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:32

True enough. For me it's Sedan>Wagon>Coupe, but I'd probably have the wagon.

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 16:32

Fuck that could have been bad. Thank the Lord for superglue. I bet that felt wonderful

shop-teacher > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:33

Love it! That’s a nice color on it, too. I’d get the wagon, because kids, but I loves me some CTS coupe.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Your boy, BJR
12/17/2015 at 16:35

I can handle the non-v sedan and wagon from the back. The way the front bumper rounds off underneath on the non-v’s is kind of blegh to me. The non-v coupe I don’t like from any angle.

I can get around the looks of the others based on the way they drive, but the coupe is too much.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
12/17/2015 at 16:35

THIS.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:35

True story, I think I’ve nicked a nerve on the middle finger. Small numb spot on the side of the fingertip, still there. I was bleeding so much even with a quick wrap up with masking tape it looked like I was celebrating Crazy Person Passover With Bunnies in my dad’s shop.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > pjhusa
12/17/2015 at 16:36

I'll give you a pass as long as you don't apply this to the sedan and wagon too.

JR1 > shop-teacher
12/17/2015 at 16:37

You must love your kids than I love my future unborn kids. I think the coupe can baby

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 16:38

Hahaha did you go to the hospital afterword?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:41

Ain’t nobody got time for that. *looks at two long scars on right arm and wrist that really should have gotten stitches and didn’t*

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:44

Not big enough for stuff a family would need to haul though. Like a stroller and hockey equipment and a bike.

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 16:44

I know the feeling. Should have got stitches this summer after I fucked up my leg on a fishing trip but I didn't.

JR1 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/17/2015 at 16:45

That's what the wife's cars for!

DoYouEvenShift > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:52

Do it! One of the best cars ever made!

LSA, Magnetic Ride, Brembos, 3 pedals, 2 doors!!!!

shop-teacher > JR1
12/17/2015 at 16:53

It’s more for my convenience than anything. Wait until you see how bulky and difficult modern car seats are. My Mom owned nothing but coupes until I was in high school, so I’m all about not needing a huge vehicle for a couple of kids, but I just don’t want a coupe bad enough to deal with hunching over to buckle them in every time.

A coupe can baby ... but you REALLLLY gotta want it. I like the wagon too, so it’s all good.

pjhusa > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/17/2015 at 16:56

I like the wagon...

Sedan is meh...

Coupé is just disgusting...

CammedCTSV > JR1
12/17/2015 at 17:10

This exact car went by me on the Howard Frankland Bridge during lunch today. Was I driving my cammed 04 V? Nope, I was in my press car for the week, a 16 Lexus RC-350 F Sport....I failed...Lexus Failed, Japan Failed

CammedCTSV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 17:13

Mine rides high on Sachs T1 shocks and Springs developed at Nurburgring. This Caddy is glued in the corners

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CammedCTSV
12/17/2015 at 17:15

Looks like the departure angle is just barely within appropriate boat (appropriboat?) spec. Okay for now, but you watch your ass. Your car’s ass. Which needs to look like a boat. Whatever.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > pjhusa
12/17/2015 at 17:21

Sedan is subtly great. Wagon is nuts great. And agreed on the last.

CammedCTSV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/17/2015 at 17:25

Its just an overpowered axe murderer that gets decent highway mileage

JR1 > CammedCTSV
12/17/2015 at 17:36

How much power does your CTS-V make

CammedCTSV > JR1
12/17/2015 at 19:21

Probably 420 at the wheels, its lighter than a Camaro, 3800 lbs

JR1 > CammedCTSV
12/18/2015 at 09:07

So it's nice an agile then for a sports sedan

CammedCTSV > JR1
12/18/2015 at 09:10

My only real complaint is the 48 lb dual mass flywheel. Santa is bringing an LS7 disc & plate, as long as girlfriend doesn’t find out how much they cost....

JR1 > CammedCTSV
12/18/2015 at 09:23

Here is hoping the girlfriend has a little too much egg nog this Christmas

NJAnon > JR1
12/18/2015 at 22:15

I do love the coupe, screw the wagon/sedan #becauseIdonthavekids

see what I did there? :/