Asshat parking (?) and penis balloons

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet) 12/17/2015 at 09:47 • Filed to: None

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Still an asshat parking job by Lloyds BMW? I’m unsure because it’s obviously pre-arranged with the supermarket where it’s parked, and it’s advertising for charity. Still though, LOL BMW X6 penis balloons.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 09:50

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I’m trying to think of a legitimate excuse for that combination of balloons and failing.

functionoverfashion > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 09:53

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I mean, why not just park it all the way on the striped area, if it’s pre-arranged marketing? And LOL @ the balloons.

///Mvious > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 09:53

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Well that’s how the average BMW driver parks, so they’re getting the interest of their target market.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/17/2015 at 09:54

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They told the intern to go put some balloons on the promotion car at the supermarket. Unfortunately for them, the intern was high.

Svend > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/17/2015 at 09:58

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Because Mr Lloyd is a prick. No really.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:00

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Can I maybe make a donation so that I don’t have to drive that thing for a weekend?

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:01

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WTF is a luxury hamper? Does it do the laundry for you?

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/17/2015 at 10:02

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I can’t believe you wouldn’t want to recklessly Hoon this around for the weekend.

Patrick Nichols > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:03

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When all I could see was the thumbnail, I thought someone had donked a 2-series gran coupe. God this car is ugly. Which is weird coming from the guy that likes the X1.

Svend > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:04

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Mr Lloyd is a prick is why.

The actual Mr Lloyd was in our company car park where he reversed his 6 Series into my colleagues 3 Series coupe. She saw it and ran at the car shouting and his reply was to the effect it was probably one of his and to take it to his bodyshop (which is good as it’s only across the road from where we work). She did and was told by his staff that he does it all the time.

What a douch.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 12/17/2015 at 10:05

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I’d really rather not be a rolling advertisement for their dealership or worry about something happening to it while in my possession.

I don’t like BMW’s, I think this one is even uglier than MOST bmw’s.

No thanks.

Matt Nichelson > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 12/17/2015 at 10:05

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I was wondering the same thing!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 12/17/2015 at 10:07

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MPA > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:07

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OH MY GOD, A LUXURY HAMPER? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!

My worn underwear only likes to sit in the most baller of hampers while waiting to be washed

Although a quick Google of “Luxury Hamper” brings up gift baskets of wine and cheese, my underwear is fine with that. I don’t know why anyone would buy a wine basket for their dirty clothes, but who the fuck am I to judge anyone? WINE AND CHEESE FOR ALL MY SKIDMARKED FRIENDS!

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/17/2015 at 10:08

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Just cover it in mud. I’m sure it is nice to drive.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:09

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Explain to this American what a “Luxury Hamper” is? To me, a hamper is something you put dirty clothes in to carry them to the laundry.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 12/17/2015 at 10:18

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Not worth it.

StingrayJake > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:37

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AND a luxury hamper? Where do I sign up?

TheHondaBro > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 12/17/2015 at 10:41

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Leather.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed 12/17/2015 at 10:50

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Same thing over here.

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OK, no it’s not.

Ta-dah!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 12/17/2015 at 10:53

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You unedumacateds. It’s not all about America all of the time. Other people have languages too.

:)

Chariotoflove > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 10:54

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There are reasons why those cross hatches are there. Usually it’s either for handicapp access or fire codes. Parking on them is asshat by definition, no matter who owns the lot or with whom it was arranged.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Svend 12/17/2015 at 10:54

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I bought my Skoda from him :)

Svend > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 11:05

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It’s hard not to buy a car from his company.

He’s into virtually all marques. Alfa, BMW, Land Rover, Jaguar, Fiat, Honda, Mini, Honda, etc...

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 11:08

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I'm 'Murican. They should translate that so I know what it is. I'm far too important to learn some other pleb language.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Svend 12/17/2015 at 14:44

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You’d be proud of the BMW detailing service too. That’s where I bought the car, and man was it clean and shiny. Didn’t take long to muck it up a bit though! Still using that gear you sent me, it’s the bomb diddly.

Svend > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 14:52

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Dealerships make me cringe with how they clean their cars but most people just see clean from dirt and that’s it.

Glad to hear it. If you need anything, let me know and I’ll get it sent ASAP.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Svend 12/17/2015 at 14:54

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Nah, next time I’m paying you. I think you give enough charity.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 15:02

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The balloons testicles look so festive with the snowflakes on them.

Svend > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 12/17/2015 at 15:02

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I don’t do charity and I don’t take money. ;)

I’ve some more Adam’s H2O Gloss Guard coming. It’s great stuff so you’ll have to give some a go. It works on paint, glass and plastic. Works a treat.