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Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
12/14/2015 at 14:02 • Filed to: None

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This might be my favorite thing the Onion has ever posted.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:08

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Head Crusher by Megadeth.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:12

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My two favorites:

Coyote is very swift.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:15

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That was amazing.


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
12/14/2015 at 14:36

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The Onion used to have a satelite office here in Boulder, and a buddy of mine met a few of them at a bar one night. While chatting with him, they mentioned that they had a list of their top 10 favorite headlines at their office. Brian (my Buddy) asked what was #1:

“ Tee-Ball Stand at Special Olympics Pitches Perfect Game ”