What does your car color say about you?

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 12/11/2015 at 17:26 • Filed to: Mac, Moms against cars, Joke, Colors

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Also, if you haven’t gone on Facebook and liked “Moms Against Cars” you are really missing out.

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:31

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I drive a green Audi A6. What this thing says is entirely true.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:32

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Well, I guess I’m a racist...

Spaceball-Two > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:33

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I drive a grey Audi. So that makes me a racist shit bag.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:34

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What if your car is white with a black top?

dogisbadob > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:35

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My car is beige :)

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully 12/11/2015 at 17:35

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Oh gosh. It’s too late. you are a super major ultra racist

There is no hope for you.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:40

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Bless my heart, and Roll Tide.

duurtlang > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:41

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There’s no brown on the list. All my future vehicles will be brown from now on.

Luckily the BMitsubishiW I just bought has some brown spots. Less than what you’d expect from a Galant, but more than my older and/or higher mileage French cars combined.

HammerheadFistpunch > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:42

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Not featured - Antique Sage. but being mostly metal beige It probably means Im cool mom MAC

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:44

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There is clearly only one safe car color

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:45

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BEIGE MEANS NOTHING!

Also, there are people who don’t realize this is not a serious account, apparently.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/11/2015 at 17:48

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Oh god do I approve!

Hardtop C70. One of my easily attainable dream cars

Funktheduck > DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully 12/11/2015 at 17:49

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We took your DC and you took ours. WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!

(I don't even know what I mean by this)

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/11/2015 at 17:49

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That’s one of my favorite reasons for following it

People take it too seriously and it’s hilarious

Matt Nichelson > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:53

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So to hell with the environment and global warming, apparently. Could be worse though from the looks of it.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 17:57

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My car is silver but I am asian. Wut

Tohru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 18:05

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I have two blue cars and a red truck. You couldn’t pay me enough to move to the DC Metro area.

El Rivinado > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 18:06

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What about if my car happens to be gold? Not that I drive a gold car, but what does it mean?

pip bip - choose Corrour > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 18:44

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why no silver.

pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680 12/11/2015 at 18:45

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Audis rarely work , so you’re a greenie.

;)

TheHondaBro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 18:49

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I’m Middle-Eastern. Why would I hate Middle-Easterners?

Under_Score > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 18:50

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What has Facebook become?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 19:09

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I’m an anti-Native American racist who hates the environment denies global warming. Cool.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/11/2015 at 23:55

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I’ve got a black car, but I've got enough space to fit myself into my own personal anti masturbation cross for my own good

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/12/2015 at 12:14

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I drive a green 1st generation Eclipse. Chart is accurate.