Brazilians of Gifts! (Senna Joke)

"whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU" (whiskey-business) 12/10/2015 at 16:53 • Filed to: None

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For the first year ever, I am now registered for Secret Senna after jealously watching the results for 2 years now! Extremely excited to be taking part in this now that I have funds to do so. Just thought I’d share my enthusiasm with y’all. And my terrible pun.

Stay classy, Oppo.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 16:59

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I Senna whatcha dona, there...

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/10/2015 at 17:00

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I’m glad someone understood my Prost!

BringBackTheCommodore > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 17:02

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This sounds like a formula for a great Christmas.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > BringBackTheCommodore 12/10/2015 at 17:04

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It does, it’s gonna be a really Goodyear.

BringBackTheCommodore > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 17:06

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It seems like Secret Senna is really getting traction ‘round here.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > BringBackTheCommodore 12/10/2015 at 17:08

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Definitely, the suspens(ion) builds with every passing day

Yeah, I’m reachin’ now

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 17:09

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You’d need a metric Ayrton of helium to make that pun float...

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/10/2015 at 17:17

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Oh come on, these are some of the most gripping race car puns to ever camber their way out of my head.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 17:22

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Lotus-Renault our vows to only write the finest puns here.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/10/2015 at 17:31

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I, WhiskeyBusiness, solemnly VW to not break down the build quality of car puns on this fine automotive site. In doing so, we can take our puns upmarket, Escalading the tradition of car puns and fueling a whole new generation of vehicular humor. Such a face lift of a well traveled topic on Oppositelock is sure to provide a mid-cycle refresh to the tire-d old jokes we’ve been manufacturing for years. We can Ford the river divides us pun lovers and everyone else, and allow our jokes to Crossover into uncharted Frontiers.

Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 17:31

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Where did that pic come from? Yours? Tail of the Dragon? So many questions...

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken 12/10/2015 at 17:38

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Excellent question. The best questions never have answers.

BringBackTheCommodore > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 19:40

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So long as we’re only approaching the apex of these puns, it’ll be fine.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > BringBackTheCommodore 12/10/2015 at 19:41

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Don’t worry, we’re about to turn the corner on them

BringBackTheCommodore > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU 12/10/2015 at 19:45

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Hopefully, we’ll get this whole show across the finish line and it’ll all be swell!