I Normally Don't Post About Politics...

"macanamera" (macanamera)
12/10/2015 at 12:51 • Filed to: None

I’ve never really told Oppo how I stand, politically. Fair warning, you might not agree with this, and if you are sensitive to other opinions you probably just shouldn’t click. Sorry to get all serious on you guys, more after the jump.

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Tired of dishonest political promises? Want a candidate that can bring real change? Here’s a politician that will never lie to you. You can bet your life on it.

Tired of politicians that are little more than puppets, controlled by CEOs and banks? Here’s a candidate that will never accept a bribe!

Tired of candidates offering false inspiration? Tired of not getting what you expected? Here’s a candidate who will give you exactly what you expect.

#NOMOREYEARS

Tired of politicians scrambling to keep themselves in office? Tired of weak, ineffective foreign policy? Do you want someone in office that will rule with an iron tentacle? Do you want our enemies, foreign and domestic, to know the true meaning of despair ?

#NOLIVESMATTER

Tired of politicians discriminating based on race, gender, and economic status? Ready for true equality? All are equal under the elder lord of the deep!

It’s time, my brothers.

DISCUSSION (39)

bob and john > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:53

came in here to tell you you might want to shift this over to cigar lounge.
left laughing.
+1 to you

Klaus Schmoll > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:54

Kinja'd!!!

Pfft. Zoidberg or go home!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Klaus Schmoll
12/10/2015 at 12:55

Why not Duesenberg?

Mercedes Streeter > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:55

Kinja'd!!!

Ash78, voting early and often > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:56

Wait, how many guns can he shoot and abortions can he perform at the same time?

#dexteritymatters

RallyWrench > Klaus Schmoll
12/10/2015 at 12:56

Waiting for Dr. Zoidberg to declare candidacy from the back of an old Toyota.

For Sweden > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:57

Are octopuses kosher/halal?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:57

*Readies self for shitstorm*

*looks at author*

oh right, macanamera

vondon302 > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 12:57

Lolz perfect.

they-will-know-my-velocity > Mercedes Streeter
12/10/2015 at 12:58

I don’t know what I expected.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > For Sweden
12/10/2015 at 12:59

I don’t know about octipi but I’m pretty sure calamari is

BigBlock440 > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:00

Kinja'd!!!

I never knew it had wings.

RallyWrench > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:01

Just checked for campaign stickers, readily available.

DrJohannVegas > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:01

Voting is just another meaningless act in the funeral march which is our lives. Your vote doesn’t matter, your opinion doesn’t matter, and who the leaders are doesn’t matter. Supporting a candidate is lying to yourself, and you know it. Don’t vote. Or do. It doesn’t matter, because you’re gonna end up on that cold slab anyway.

Eat Arby’s.

EL_ULY > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:06

I also vote Chtulhu. Better than any other scumbag running ever in the history of forever. Both sides, all members!

macanamera > EL_ULY
12/10/2015 at 13:07

And, if elected, the last one to run in the history of forever!

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AntiSpeed > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:08

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Oh that’s interesting. I didn’t know Cthulu was Welsh.

Autohaus Derp > Klaus Schmoll
12/10/2015 at 13:11

I need that on a bumper sticker!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Ash78, voting early and often
12/10/2015 at 13:12

He will use as many tentacles as it takes and can do both tasks simultaneously. I have found my candidate!

macanamera > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/10/2015 at 13:21

that’s the nicest thing ever said about me

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:23

Kinja'd!!!

new phone wallpaper because “Midas Whale”

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Ash78, voting early and often
12/10/2015 at 13:24

I believe the answer is “All of them” or possibly “Neither of them” as he may render both guns and abortions obsolete with the destruction of all life in the known universe.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:25

Go back to your basement. *cracks whip*

Ash78, voting early and often > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/10/2015 at 13:25

But isn’t that process already underway due to both of those things?

/bordering on truly political...

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Ash78, voting early and often
12/10/2015 at 13:29

Psh! We can’t end all known life in the universe, only our own. Unless we start shooting nukes into space...

Wait, is anyone running on this platform yet?

El Rivinado > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:33

Okay, well that’s fine, you’re certainly allowed to have that view.

And I for one, welcome our new Lovecraftian overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a certified sociopath, I could be helpful in rounding up any undesirables and subjecting them to the insane horrors of the cosmic realm.

Tekamul > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:38

How many tickles does it take to make Cthulu laugh?

Kinja'd!!!

Tentacles

Chariotoflove > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:39

Was gonna vote for Trump, but you convinced me.

Dusty Ventures > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:43

Cthulhu 2016: still better than Trump

Dusty Ventures > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:56

Cthulhu 2016: O r’lyeh? Ia r’lyeh!

Steve in Manhattan > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 13:57

For a second there I thought it was the SPECTRE logo ...

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > For Sweden
12/10/2015 at 14:14

Not kosher, yes halal.

jmedarts > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 14:21

Been waiting for this debate to arrive - I’m a big fan of SMOD

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/418998/…

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > DrJohannVegas
12/10/2015 at 14:22

As the slogan for the Danish Nihilist People’s Party goes, “It’s all meaningless anyway, so waste your vote on us.”

gear5 > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 14:22

ok i’m lost. Thanks

DrJohannVegas > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
12/10/2015 at 15:54

Not even joking: That sounds like a good enough reason to move to Denmark. (Until you realize that your life is equally meaningless no matter where you live or die. The worms don’t care, and neither should you.)

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > DrJohannVegas
12/10/2015 at 15:58

Also, they have smørrebrød.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > macanamera
12/10/2015 at 16:33

I approve.

pip bip - choose Corrour > macanamera
12/11/2015 at 06:18

i approve this message