My Girlfriend is Cool

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
12/10/2015 at 11:05 • Filed to: None

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She texted me this yesterday

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:08

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There is a red lowered Durango R/T in my town with a blacked out hood, roof, rims and a nice exhaust.

That is what I want to take my kids to school in. And drag racing.


Kinja'd!!! iSureWilll > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:11

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Haha cool gf. I also like the “sugar butt” name.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:14

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Not bad. She’s got taste. My wife just wants whatever is cheap and reliable.

Also, Sugar Butt is a great name! Hahaha


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:17

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Mormons/Catholics up top, secular DINKs down low. Fun for every lifestyle.

Both good choices!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:20

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4.4 X5 behind the Rango? Also, clean Rango! I liek them as well.

lol I have my wife as <3 my damn hot lady<3


Kinja'd!!! MGS315 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:21

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My other half refuses to let me buy anything German. Preference for Alfas though. Win some lose some.

Nice nickname too!


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > MGS315
12/10/2015 at 11:35

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Your other half knows sense ;)


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:42

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I say butter butt. However sugar butt works too


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 11:43

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Miss Tesla is like this xD

Her: “Hun, HUN, can we plz get a Tesla P90D?”

Me: *Stares at her lovingly as my heart experiences a full meltdown*


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Mercedes Streeter
12/10/2015 at 11:51

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I think my bank account would also have a full meltdown. :P


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Vicente Esteve
12/10/2015 at 12:42

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See that would be cool, but she has told me she prefers the Dodge magnum


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Mercedes Streeter
12/10/2015 at 12:43

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You know her so well


Kinja'd!!! wantafuncar > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 12:55

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sugar butt

couldn’t help but think of this:

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Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/10/2015 at 13:58

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Someone in my building has a Durango which has a funny trim level called the Citadel. An apt name because the you can barely see the face of the tiny blonde lady that drives it and it appears like she’s trying to navigate a four-wheeled fortress through our underground garage.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
12/11/2015 at 06:26

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buy the Dodge for her.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > pip bip - choose Corrour
12/11/2015 at 08:42

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Maybe one day