How do you "pronounce" car names?

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
12/09/2015 at 21:45 • Filed to: Oppositelock

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How would you say 718? Seven-eighteen? As a New Yorker, I have to say seven-one-eight. It’s the area code for Brooklyn. I’ve been saying it my whole life. Seven-eighteen sounds weird as fuck to me.

Moreover, how do you say 458? 488? 156? 722? 350? 124? 911? Do you read the numbers as singles, like four-five-eight? Or do you say the first number and then the next two numbers together, like four-fifty-eight? Seven-two-two? Seven-twenty-two? One-two-four? One-twenty-four?

Why do we say it a certain way for some cars (nine-eighteen), and a different way for other cars (four-five-eight)?


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > scoob
12/09/2015 at 21:51

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“Why do we say it a certain way for some cars (nine-eighteen), and a different way for other cars (four-five-eight)?”

I blame the British.

/shotsfired


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > scoob
12/09/2015 at 21:53

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For everyone you mentioned:

Seven-One-Eight, Four-Fifty-Eight, Four-Eight-Eight, One-Five-Six, Seven-Twenty-Two, Three-Fifty, One-Two-Four, Nine-Eleven.

Depends on the car I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > scoob
12/09/2015 at 21:56

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Four five eight

Three fifty-five

Nine eleven.

Nine eighteen.

Nine nine six

Nine nine three

Nine thirty

I’m all over the boards


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > whoarder is tellurium
12/09/2015 at 21:58

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Syllable count sets in.

I would never say nine ninety six


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > scoob
12/09/2015 at 22:03

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I call a 944 a nine four four, but I don’t think any one calls a 911 a nine one one. I call a 914 a nine fourteen, but a 924 a nine two four. I guess it depend on the car, or rather just how the numbers sound together.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > scoob
12/09/2015 at 22:03

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You wait for the manufacturer to produce a TV or radio commercial, and avoid saying the name out loud until then.

That’s how everyone in America learned that Pall Mall was actually pell mell.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
12/09/2015 at 22:04

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god dammit after reading this I’m going to be concentrating on everything i say now...

four five eight

seven one eight

nine eleven

six twelve

I’m a mix of both. I blame the New York in me mixing with the Jersey in me


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > scoob
12/09/2015 at 22:05

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I leave it to the manufacturer to decide, but the pronunciation gains even more credibility if linked to the country of origin.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > scoob
12/09/2015 at 22:09

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For me it depends really. I’d say a 458 is a four five eight, but then I call all chevy motors that same, like a 327 is a three twenty seven.

Though my favorite pronunciation is for Porsche, I just call it a glorified Volkswagen. lol


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > scoob
12/09/2015 at 22:44

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nine - eighteen

seven - eighteen

four - five - eight

nine - forty four

three - thirtyfive eye ess

but... nine - five - nine


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > scoob
12/10/2015 at 00:24

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Seventy-one eight.

Forty-five eight.

Forty-eight eight.

Fifteen six.

Seventy-two two.

Thirty-five zero.

Twelve four.

Nintey-one one.

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > and 100 more
12/10/2015 at 00:59

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Can you imagine a world like this?


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > scoob
12/10/2015 at 01:07

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I’m doing MY part... :)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > scoob
12/10/2015 at 07:22

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4-5-8

4-8-8

1-5-6

7-2-2

3-50

1-2-4

9-11


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > scoob
12/10/2015 at 10:41

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Someone is bound to post in binary. It’s not going to be me though, too lazy.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > camaroboy68ss
12/11/2015 at 20:08

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Does this mean I am allowed to refer to Cadillac as Ford from now on?


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > scoob
12/11/2015 at 20:19

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This car is pronounced seh-ROW-co and nobody will convince me otherwise.

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > Tohru
12/11/2015 at 21:43

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IMPOSSIBRU!