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"Party-vi" (party-vi) 12/09/2015 at 15:16 • Filed to: None

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I am actually a sentient blind cave cricket.

Thank you for your attention

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 12/09/2015 at 15:17

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Fully explains why you don’t like Billy Joel

(this could take a while for me to get over, and yes I like Billy Joel more than anyone currently in their 20’s should - I’m aware of that)

Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/09/2015 at 15:20

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That’s because you aren’t in your 20s. You’re actually a 53-year-old accountant named Helen.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 12/09/2015 at 15:23

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HA

Or a 29 year old (yeah, that still counts as 20’s fuck off) who drives a muscle Mercury.

Wait.

Stop.

I just figured out why I like Mercury so much...

Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/09/2015 at 15:25

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 12/09/2015 at 15:25

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I WAS IN MERCURY’S DEMOGRAPHIC THE WHOLE TIME

Party-vi > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/09/2015 at 15:27

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You’re the M Night Shyamalan twist of car owners.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 12/09/2015 at 15:29

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Well, how very interesting, because I’m now made entirely of tin.

Leadbull > Party-vi 12/09/2015 at 15:46

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Wacko > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/09/2015 at 15:53

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one of my all time favorite songs

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wacko 12/09/2015 at 16:01

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One of my favorites from him (But I really could just listen to all Billy Joel)

I hummed/sang this to my son every night when I put him to sleep. If I start singing it or humming it now he’ll go “It’s not bed time!” (he’s almost 3)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Party-vi 12/09/2015 at 18:39

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It’s fine. I’m not actually human either.