Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 12/09/2015 at 11:38 • Filed to: Polandball

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 11:44

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I think there is a size of Christmas light socket that would be a pretty close match for 20GA if used with an undersize bulb. There’s another one out there that often has a flare on it that *might* work with 12GA, but I make no guarantees.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 11:46

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I’m still trying to find shotgun shell seeds, I hate digging.

georgechristensen > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 11:53

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What if you made a wax slug with christmas lights?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 11:54

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Not American. No hunting trophies or stuffed deer over the fireplace.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/09/2015 at 11:55

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Power grows from the barrel of a gun. Also poppies, apparently.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/09/2015 at 11:56

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There’s a whole wall for the mounted ducks over there ->

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/09/2015 at 11:56

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And can’t forget the singing fish!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/09/2015 at 11:57

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The Big-Mouth Billy Bass is in the entrance hall to irritate people when they come in.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/09/2015 at 11:59

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And there’s no truck with a gun rack. Or Walmart.

wiffleballtony > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 12:13

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That would definitely sell in my town.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 12:13

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They exist. Or if you’re an enterprising redneck with a surplus of empty shotgun shells (like me) you make your own (current project...)

Snuze: Needs another Swede > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/09/2015 at 12:22

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if you take your empties and pinch the crimps back inwards (it’s hard to by hand, if you have a press it’s very easy) you can just slip them over the light and the crimp will keep it on.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Snuze: Needs another Swede 12/09/2015 at 12:27

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I was thinking on the basis of slip on/slip off for replacing bulbs, but partial recrimp *would* totally work.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/09/2015 at 12:29

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Push that box any closer to the fire and you sure as hell would celebrate with a blast (if they were real shells ya kno....)

Snuze: Needs another Swede > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/09/2015 at 12:31

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You could cut the shotgun shell off, replace the bulb, and slip a new one on.