2015 BATSHITBABE ELIMINATION ROUND

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12/16/2015 at 16:00 • Filed to: Batshitbabes2015, 2015pagaent

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Here we go... Let’s get the 2015 Jalopnik Batshitbabe pageant underway by narrowing down our lovely 17 contestants to 12 finalists for year’s end.

Remember, this is the ELIMINATION ROUND - vote for those you want OFF the list.

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As we all have our favorite, the time to vote for her will be next week. Please keep their stories in mind as well, as the talent portion is also an important element of this competition.

Of the 17 finalists here, please vote for five babes to ELIMINATE. Results will be posted later in the week of the twelve that remain. I will bump this several times this week so that everyone who wants to participate will get a chance. The poll is open to anyone.

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The pageant can then begin for the 2015 Jalopnik Batshit Babe of the Year.

Miss One

Miss Two

Miss Three

Miss Four

Miss Five

Miss Six

Miss Seven

Miss Eight

Miss Nine

Miss Ten

Miss Eleven

Miss Twelve

Miss Thirteen

Miss Fourteen

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Miss Sixteen

Miss Seventeen

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork3 > McMike
12/14/2015 at 11:08

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Pretty sure there was an amazing B S babe on gawker last week that should quickly be added.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > McMike
12/14/2015 at 11:16

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This has to be the most difficult one so far. So much crazy here.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork3 > McMike
12/14/2015 at 11:19

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Found it. Ms. 18.

http://gawker.com/woman-fed-up-w…

And she has to win. Mugshot needs to be sourced yet obviously.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > ncasolowork3
12/14/2015 at 11:26

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I had to cut it off in order to start it today. I’m traveling next week, and want to get the pagaent started before I leave.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork3 > McMike
12/14/2015 at 11:44

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I linked it in another reply. She can be Ms. 1 next year.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
12/14/2015 at 11:59

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Two votes for Miss Nine makes me wonder if I should have added more bold, all-caps “elimination” text to the post.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > McMike
12/15/2015 at 14:03

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Eliminate her.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > McMike
12/15/2015 at 14:16

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Seriously, it’s like people DON’T READ or sumtin!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > McMike
12/15/2015 at 14:48

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Personally I almost automatically vote out anyone who was caught misbehaving in a parked car. I mean they are doing dumb things in cars, but somehow if the car is parked I feel like the crime could have easily happened without a car.

Also I voted off plane woman. Planes are not cars. :)

Thanks for putting this together mcmike.


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > McMike
12/15/2015 at 15:22

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Who the fuck is voting against number 14 ?

She’s a clear winner.

THIS IS NOT A BEAUTY CONTEST


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > McMike
12/15/2015 at 15:41

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Holy shit, miss 13’s in 3rd? Intersection donut lady is getting voted off?


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > McMike
12/15/2015 at 16:45

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Ten is taking it home for sure.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike
12/16/2015 at 09:34

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I just voted this morning, I was going to say, if 9 is out, may as well just quit.


Kinja'd!!! SkyNet > McMike
12/16/2015 at 16:10

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I refuse to participate because the “Girl who got a dui so she drives around town in a power wheel” is not on the list.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Margin Of Error
12/16/2015 at 16:10

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Them chest tats are HOT!


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Margin Of Error
12/16/2015 at 16:35

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Technically, it kind of is. After all, it is BatshitBABE, not Batshit-look-at-that-hideous-creature.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > McMike
12/16/2015 at 19:13

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why is 14 winning? I dont think people read the things.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > McMike
12/18/2015 at 05:31

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I’ll call it: she’s gonna win.

Blood-C me if she doesn’t.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Wheelerguy
12/18/2015 at 05:46

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She’s definitely one of the better-looking candidates we’ve had.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > McMike
12/18/2015 at 10:39

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And she’s quite batshit, too. Not high a level, but batshit enough.