Thought this was clever...

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
12/03/2015 at 06:07 • Filed to: Funnt

Just discovered Blue Milk Special, via this exact pic on FB. Of course, I don’t like sharing posts from other people, so I had to find the original. For some reason, having Bothans die getting coffee is hilarious to me.

DISCUSSION (19)

pip bip - choose Corrour > zeontestpilot
12/03/2015 at 06:14

zeontestpilot > pip bip - choose Corrour
12/03/2015 at 06:19

I know! How bad are they at getting coffee?! I want to hear that story!

JKER > zeontestpilot
12/03/2015 at 07:47

I laughed out loud at work. No one is through their first cup of coffee yet so everyone just looked at me weird.

zeontestpilot > JKER
12/03/2015 at 08:20

If you keep it in, you migh snort, which will acquire more unwanted attention, :)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot
12/03/2015 at 09:34

That’s awesome. God damn Bothans.

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/03/2015 at 09:53

I mean, how hard is it to get coffee! I want to see a short depicting this. Let's start with 10 Bothans, and have each one die in unusual and awkward ways.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot
12/03/2015 at 10:02

in case you were curious, this is what a Bothan looks like (furry dude in the middle):

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > zeontestpilot
12/03/2015 at 10:15

It’s a frap! (Not my line, but suggested by a co-worker years ago as the name of a Star Wars coffee shop. Long story.)

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/03/2015 at 10:25

That only intensifies my desire for a short....

Tohru > zeontestpilot
12/03/2015 at 10:36

One gets eaten by the industrial coffee bean grinder.

One finds out they’re allergic to coffee after breathing in coffee dust and asphyxiates.

One puts the coffee pot on the hot plate and the pot shatters, lacerating them with hot shards of glass.

One goes to the storage room to get a new coffee pot, and a heavy crate falls from an upper shelf on them.

One is helping guide a forklift to lift the crate off their fallen comrade, and is pinched in half between the crate and the shelving.

One, while running to get a medical droid, falls down a flight of stairs and snaps their neck.

Another one, while running to get a medical droid, hits their head on a low-hanging support beam. Ten years later, they keel over from a burst brain embolism.

The remaining three decide to just go to Spacebucks instead to get a coffee. One is run down by a landspeeder.

There is a fight in the Spacebucks. Someone pulls a blaster on a Jedi. The Jedi reflects the blaster bolt with his light saber, right into another Bothan.

The last Bothan is carrying the coffee back, and is so shell-shocked that he doesn’t hear all the activation warnings. He is sliced in half vertically by an activating repulsor field.