What's the drink to drink in times like these?(Made up drink suggestions please!)

"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
11/30/2015 at 18:15 • Filed to: Made up drinks

So due to a couple of us having bad days. I got to wondering, what’s the best thing to drink when you’re car maybe leaving you? Any bartenders want to come up with a drink for this? (Drink name and ingredients please)

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As for my thoughts, I think a Long Island is always called for in times like these.

Made up drink idea

The Krieg Wagen

Highball glass filled with ice

1 pony of jagger

1 pony of lemon

Coke to fill glass

Enjoy?

DISCUSSION (33)

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:22

My Ex, a gifted natural mixologist invented this for me, it’s... surprising... “The Southern Wombat”

that’s 2pt tequila, 1pt vodka, 1pt gin, 1pt triple sec, dash of angostura bitters, top with tonic. Keel over.

Ike > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
11/30/2015 at 18:25

That sounds amazing / aweful? Which is the sign of a good drink lol.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:29

It’s surprising... put it on ice and it’s .... refreshing? But drink it neat and it’ll knock you down like a velvet sledgehammer to the temple and make you forget the cold entirely. Sip it, and it’s “Tasty!” guzzle it and it’ll try to brutaly kill you from the inside out.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:32

Something of high quality, neat. Possible on the rocks.

Although if you are feeling bold:

Sex on the moon

In a shot glass

equal parts 151, Jameson, vodka. Just a touch of Baileys afterward. Poured correctly the Bailey’s bounces off the bottom like a foot print on the moon, bounces up in a little cloud.

Textured Soy Protein > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:35

Jaegermeister is gross.

I haven’t drank Long Islands since I was in college and attempting to drink my face off.

Have a Manhattan with some good rye whiskey and olives instead of cherries. A little sweet, a little bitter, very appropriate.

Ike > Textured Soy Protein
11/30/2015 at 18:41

Yes jagger is gross that’s the point lol.

A nice well done Long Island is amazing for sipping, but yes it will get you drrrrrunk

I will try to get the stuff for that Manhattan that sound nummy!

Ike > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/30/2015 at 18:42

I think I have everything to make this,

EL_ULY > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:47

The CEL

Split of Don Julio Reposado

a slice of lemon

a couple flakes of mint

ice

iSureWilll > Textured Soy Protein
11/30/2015 at 18:54

True story - I won’t even drink Jäger as it’s the first alcohol that made me puke for hours on end. Followed up of course with McDonalds breakfast.

Long Islands are my jam now though!

Steve in Manhattan > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:56

I’d been on screwdrivers, but a Salty Dog is now top of the list. Very light salt crust on the top of the glass, vodka, and grapefruit juice. I use the fresh-squeezed juice from Fairway - nothing like it.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:58

Brass monkeys

Nisman > Ike
11/30/2015 at 18:59

I’m having a gin and tonic. 2 oz of Burnett’s Gin (a $7.50 bottle that is indistinguishable from Tanqueray in this drink), 2 oz of tonic, 2 tonic ice cubes and a large lime slice. So yeah.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike
11/30/2015 at 19:00

You could always go for the Jalopnik Blinker Fluid.

Ike > Steve in Manhattan
11/30/2015 at 19:00

I hate grapefruit, but by the rules of alcohol 2 aweful tasting things makes 1 great tasting thing

Steve in Manhattan > Textured Soy Protein
11/30/2015 at 19:01

When I was in law school I used to drink at a bar at 17th and P Street in DC. The bartender, Russell, was known for his Long Island Iced Teas and his multiple pregnant girlfriends. He put it in a double tumbler, taste-tested it with a stirrer, and would throw it out if it didn’t meet his standards. Each one was served with a warning: if the owner comes in, put the drink on the floor between your feet. Turns out there’s a law in DC that prohibits putting that much alcohol on the bar in one container.

Ike > Nisman
11/30/2015 at 19:02

Tonic ice cubes is a simple yet smart idea!

Ike > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/30/2015 at 19:03

Is that a thing? (Not blinked fluid I know that's not a thing along the lines of prop wash) but is that a confirmed drink?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Ike
11/30/2015 at 19:11

You need something high octane like 151

Ike > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/30/2015 at 19:16

The last time I had 151, there was fire breathing and someone lost a beard

Nisman > Ike
11/30/2015 at 19:24

Yeah it slows you down a little bit because your drink doesn’t get watered down to the point where you want to slam it. It’s tasty.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Ike
11/30/2015 at 19:26

For a bad day, have a bad drink.

Have a shot of this:

Kinja'd!!!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Ike
11/30/2015 at 19:46

Quote my friend last night

“I swear to drunk I’m not God"

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Ike
11/30/2015 at 19:47

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike
11/30/2015 at 20:27

It's a specialty drink made for the jalopnik film festival.

coqui70 > Ike
11/30/2015 at 20:40

The Blown Gasket:

A shot of Bourbon, A shot of Kahlua, Cream Soda - Server over Ice and garnish with a red hot cinnamon ball.

Ike > coqui70
11/30/2015 at 21:14

Again, I’m intrigued and disgusted, could be great could be gross

911e46z06 > Ike
11/30/2015 at 21:28

So here’s a true story. I fucked up my back real bad awhile ago, and I had to just lay on the floor all day every day. I got so bored one afternoon that I just took everything in the bar and threw it all together. The recipe, as I remember it, is as follows:

1 part each: white rum, dark rum, anejo tequila, reposado tequila, blanco tequila, vodka, gin, bourbon, orange liquer, cognac, brandy, and 2 parts grenadine. Then add the juice of a lime, and half a can of 21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon, and proceed to get upsetting levels of shitfaced (especially if you drink a half gallon of it). I named it ‘The Widowmaker’ in honor of my Porsche. It’s sweeter than you would expect.

Kinja'd!!!

911e46z06 > 911e46z06
11/30/2015 at 21:32

As for tonight, I was drinking Jimador Anejo Margaritas, now I’ve switched to Tres Manos Anejo neat. It’s looking like it may dip down below 50 tonight though, which is too cold for tequila, so I’ll probably go to a Zaya Dark and Stormy. I highly recommend all three.