Carbuyer Done F*cked Up!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/30/2015 at 10:19 • Filed to: Carbuyer

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Hint, he mentions that, “what matters most really are smiles per hour rather than miles per hour.”

Top 10 Sports Car:

10. BMW M4
9. Jaguar F-Type Coupe
8. Peugeot RCZ-R Coupe
7. Porsche 911
6. BMW i8
5. Porsche Boxster
4. Porsche Cayman
3. Audi TT
2. Subaru BRZ
1.

BURN THE HERETIC!!!!


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2015 at 10:26

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I think that list was just to troll people


Kinja'd!!! Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2015 at 10:27

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I facepalmed. I wouldn’t even mind if it came in first, but why occupy 2 spots for 1 car when you’re missing one of the obvious “Answers”


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2015 at 10:28

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Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Funktheduck
11/30/2015 at 10:28

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Only number one was a troll, because Mat is a sneaky snake with a cruel sense of humor. You’d need to follow the channel to know that though because his smile and accent makes you drop your guard down.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Jarrett - [BRZ Boi]
11/30/2015 at 10:30

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He’s trolling, unapologetically at that!


Kinja'd!!! Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2015 at 10:33

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It is a truly masterful troll. An abuse of power, even!


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2015 at 10:35

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Haha I love it! This guy knows what he’s doing.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2015 at 10:38

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Only #1? The boxster and Cayman are basically the same car. Although, I do agree I’d rather have the Cayman compared to the 911. I think it looks better.

No Miata? Clearly a list targeted at the jalop/oppo community for trolling.

One other: smiles per hour. Why bother putting high power cars that offer no additional fun at low speeds if you complain about speed cameras and congestion. Why waste money on the M4 if you'll get a more comfortable ride in a normal 4 series and the same performance at those congested/slowed speeds.


Kinja'd!!! MUSASHI66 > Funktheduck
11/30/2015 at 10:56

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Agreed - I bought an Abarth 500 because it is all smiles at any speed. My buddy had a TT-RS and while awesome, I am in “if caught you go to jail” category 3 seconds after sitting in it.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > MUSASHI66
11/30/2015 at 12:18

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Yeah. The older I get the less I care about power and speed and care more about having fun without breaking the law (much). I think if you can't have fun in any car, it's your fault, not the car.