You Cannot Fit In The Alfa 4C

"PS9" (PS9) 11/30/2015 at 09:46 • Filed to: None

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Like Alfas? Ecstatic about maybe owning the only italian sportscar under 6 figures? Are you over 5.5 feet tall? Well too bad. You can’t fit in here, so it’s not happening. Sorry.

I’ve been inside smart cars. I’ve been inside 500s. I’ve been inside the new Miata. I’ve even been on those shitty crampt bus benches that have no leg room. And you know what? Every single one of those other options has more interior space for humans in it than the 4C. I don’t think human legs were meant to fold that way, but you can’t operate the car with the doors all open. Sacrifices had to be made.

Now I know why FCA hires shorter models to show people the car; it’s made for them, not you. If you want an italian sportscar that won’t break you and your passenger’s legs, you’re going to have to keep at it with those lotto tickets.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 11/30/2015 at 09:49

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...now i have to think of how I’ll shrink 5 inches as well as somehow win the lottery

crowmolly > PS9 11/30/2015 at 09:50

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Back of a Tesla is no picnic either.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PS9 11/30/2015 at 09:52

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Are you over 5.5 feet tall?

No :(

Grindintosecond > PS9 11/30/2015 at 09:55

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I guess its a moders Lotus Europa.

BringBackTheCommodore > crowmolly 11/30/2015 at 09:57

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Well, to be fair, I think those jump seats in the back of the Model S were intended for the wee ones, otherwise that would be an extremely cramped fit.

Tripper > PS9 11/30/2015 at 09:58

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Worse/smaller than an Elise?

TheHondaBro > crowmolly 11/30/2015 at 09:58

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I’m 6’ and somewhat large, and I managed to fit in the back of one.

crowmolly > TheHondaBro 11/30/2015 at 09:59

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Did your head hit the rear glass?

TheHondaBro > crowmolly 11/30/2015 at 10:00

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No.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 11/30/2015 at 10:01

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Getting in and out isn’t easy either.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9 11/30/2015 at 10:02

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Alfa logic: Is it going to break down all the time? No? Well, it needs some other crazily endearing inconvenience then.

crowmolly > TheHondaBro 11/30/2015 at 10:04

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Huh.

I know a bunch of people (myself included) that are 6’2-6’3 that can’t get in the back without slouching, even with the pano roof. Those few inches must make a difference.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > PS9 11/30/2015 at 10:20

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It’s part of their thorough and extensive weight loss programme.

If you're over 5'5" then you're too heavy to be a part of the car...

Jack Does Cars > PS9 11/30/2015 at 10:20

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Thankfully, I am 5’5, and the tallest I’m supposed to be is 5’8, so his means I have a chance.

And I'm OK with that.

yitznewton > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/30/2015 at 10:23

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > PS9 11/30/2015 at 10:24

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I would pay good money to watch m-b-w IS NOW A SUBAROO AMBASSADOR! try and fit in one. All 6’7” of his ridiculousness.

punkgoose17 > PS9 11/30/2015 at 10:28

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I hope I can fit. I am 5’9” and my wife is 5’10”, and this is my lotto car.

Chan > PS9 11/30/2015 at 13:55

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I’m 6’1 and I fit in the driver seat. Not much room left in any dimension but it’s fine.

The passenger seat is the problem. If you have any more than stubs for legs, your knees will bang into the A/C control panel. The passenger side dashboard will also be uncomfortably close to you.