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"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/29/2015 at 12:27 • Filed to: WTF Cars

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Looks like a modern version of the Excursion. I thought they made them in Mexico, but I’ve never seen one here. Also, I think Hennessey makes a version as well (could be an HPE, since this is at NRG Stadium in Houston. Bonus pic of Texans players’ car lot.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 12:32

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Apparently there’s a body shop that will make one for you. They hack up an existing Excursion from the early 2000s and graft it onto a new Super Duty.

PatBateman > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/29/2015 at 12:33

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Know which body shop?

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 12:34

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http://www.customautosbytim.com/9.html

My friend was on vacation in Kansas or Texas and sent me a picture of one that’s converted into a King Ranch spec. Looked amazing.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 12:36

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Here’s a link.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 12:48

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There’s a lot of erm... Escalades in that lot.

fhrblig > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 13:05

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If I were an NFL player, I’d have to find the smallest car I could wedge myself into just for fun. Preferably a purple Mirage.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 13:05

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Says $95k or so to do it including the truck.

911e46z06 > fhrblig 11/29/2015 at 13:14

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http://deadspin.com/5845278/this-6…

PatBateman > fhrblig 11/29/2015 at 14:31

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There’s a Jeep Liberty out there. Small for a football player.

fhrblig > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 14:37

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Is that a Liberty? I thought it was a Patriot, can’t really tell well.

PatBateman > fhrblig 11/29/2015 at 17:16

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Could be. If it’s not a GC or Wrangler, I don’t keep track of ‘em.

fhrblig > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 17:20

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Of course. Why would anyone?

Diesel > PatBateman 12/01/2015 at 10:05

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Jojo has bad taste in cars.

PatBateman > Diesel 12/01/2015 at 11:33

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My guess is that it’s the new kicker’s ride. I'd hope that Joseph has a nicer whip than that.

Diesel > PatBateman 12/01/2015 at 11:45

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Looks like he has a Ferrari, a Rolls and what I’m guessing is a Bentley. He’ll be poor before I will.

PatBateman > Diesel 12/01/2015 at 12:04

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Common mistake of ball players. You can either live like a king for a short time, or a prince forever.