NOT Goodnight, Oppo

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/28/2015 at 23:43 • Filed to: Oppo Late Night

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It’s Saturday night, you bastards. Now drink half of this and WAKE UP.

Warning: This drink is basically cocaine in liquid form.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 11/28/2015 at 23:48

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What would happen if I drank the whole thing?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 11/28/2015 at 23:49

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That looks delicious.

FACT: Denver has bad ADHD and a nasty caffeine habit. Denver has anywhere from 400-600mg of caffeine on any given day. Denver also likes to speak in the 3rd person on occasion.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 11/28/2015 at 23:53

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Nooo my sleeping schedule has been fucked up lately, I want my sleep

daender > PatBateman 11/28/2015 at 23:56

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That’s not cocaine!

This is cocaine in a can.

PatBateman > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/29/2015 at 00:03

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You wouldn’t fall asleep/pass out until noon tomorrow, and you’d be going hard until then.

I'm speaking from personal experience here.

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 11/29/2015 at 00:05

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Denver would still have a heart attack from this shit if he guzzled it. Pat is thankful he's alive.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/29/2015 at 00:05

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NO.

PatBateman > daender 11/29/2015 at 00:07

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Redline is the real version of this.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:08

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YES

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:09

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Well now I want to try it. Is it shot size?

Frenchlicker > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 11/29/2015 at 00:11

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Are you like me where you don't get energized and just get a jittery feeling? Kind of shakey.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/29/2015 at 00:11

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Oh my GOD wake up and do something bad, for god sakes!!! You’re young! There are plenty of funny stories to be made right now!!!

PatBateman > Frenchlicker 11/29/2015 at 00:12

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It's like six or so ounces. Seriously, do NOT chug it like a shot. Sip it over the course of an hour or so.

PatBateman > Frenchlicker 11/29/2015 at 00:14

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I once drank about 3/4 of a bottle in 30 minutes, downed the rest after that in one gulp. The friends that I met up with (who were experienced with drugs) sat me down and asked how much cocaine I had done, because they wanted to take me to the hospital. I didn't sleep until the next afternoon.

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:15

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How bad can it be?

PS9 > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:16

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NO. I’ve been up since 4 am yesterday. IT’S SLEEP TIME NOW DAMNIT

PatBateman > Frenchlicker 11/29/2015 at 00:16

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My new post. Read it. Learn from it.

Also, party.

fhrblig > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:17

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All these so-called energy drinks or shots... I never get actual energy or focus, just the shakes and heart palpitations. I’ll stick with coffee.

PatBateman > PS9 11/29/2015 at 00:17

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Okay, that’s fucked up. You can go to sleep.

No one else gets this pass, though.

PatBateman > fhrblig 11/29/2015 at 00:18

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Probably a good choice. As long as the coffee is espresso, and it's taken five shots at a time.

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:19

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How much caffeine and the like do you normally ingest?

Edit: the sleep thing is a bit concerning.

PatBateman > Frenchlicker 11/29/2015 at 00:20

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A lot. Like, maybe four to five cups of Joe on weekdays.

Sam > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:22

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How does it compare to downing a 4 pack of 20oz Red Bulls?

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:22

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Interesting, I guess I really do need to try this stuff.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Frenchlicker 11/29/2015 at 00:24

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Yup

pjhusa > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 00:33

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Humph. You can’t tell me what to do!

From the comments, that stuff seems powerful, though.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 01:05

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Well... OOps.

Leadbull > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 02:02

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Just looking at that makes me feel like curling up in bed and helplessly quivering.

Wheelerguy > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 03:21

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I did half the family laundry all by myself and hacked up my college homework right after that. I’m sleeping. My birthday’s just a day away (December 1) anyway, so I can go as hard as I wanna go.

Oh, and come December 2, I’m 18. Prepare your mouths.

No, Redline Xtreme Ultimate Energy Rush! wouldn’t accelerate the day.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 09:48

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That video is what it would be like if RegularCarReviews was doing all his reviews right after chugging a can of Redline.

Baeromez > PatBateman 11/29/2015 at 11:45

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No, this drink is cocaine in liquid form:

PatBateman > Leadbull 11/29/2015 at 12:22

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Any sane person would think the same.

crowmolly > PatBateman 12/01/2015 at 07:22

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Just saw this.

This is intended as a weight loss supplement, not as a Red Bull or Monster equivalent.

Not sure if you knew that. Places sell it like it is- but it isn’t.

PatBateman > crowmolly 12/01/2015 at 08:54

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Well, the bottle does say that it gives you an “Ultimate Energy Rush” and “75% Faster Reaction Time”, which usually isn't the advertised purpose of weight loss supplements.

crowmolly > PatBateman 12/01/2015 at 09:13

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http://www.vpxsports.com/fat-loss-energ…

Both of those are intended to be athletic performance claims.