I had the most Craigslist interaction today

Kinja'd!!! "Dsscats" (dsscats)
11/27/2015 at 18:04 • Filed to: None

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So today I get a text about the R33 GTR I’m helping sell. He asks if it’s BAR legal, even though I state in the ad it isn’t. Then proceeds to tell me that they sell for less and that a 95 can’t be made CA legal, how his buddy sold one for way less....Then says he couldn’t make an offer close to the asking price.

SO WHY’D YOU CONTACT ME?

Picture of the R33 in question for your time

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 18:10

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I just had someone offer to buy mine after a test drive and then announced he had no cash, after telling me before we met that he had cash on hand....

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Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 18:10

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Brah I'll trade u my KA24 swapped 720 drift truck and 2500 cash I know wht I got, lots of money invested just need 4 seats because I got my coworkers girlfriend pregnant


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 18:12

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Another great reason as to why I will NEVER put my phone number in an AD on Craigslist.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/27/2015 at 18:32

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Craigslist Level: Maximum.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 18:34

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Because they are idiots. I am selling about $2500 worth of parts from my S197 Mustang and a guy contacts me about a rear window louver set. The set sells new for $500 and I have it listed for $175

He texts me at 3am and offers $75. I ignored this and delete the text. He calls me later in the morning and wants me to deliver them to him 40 miles away, and offers $85 this time. Sure man, I’ll take less than half what I’m asking and drive them to you. Idiots.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > CounterTorqueSteer
11/27/2015 at 18:35

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Burner phone, brah. Burner phone.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/27/2015 at 18:43

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Did he at least bring a RROD xbox?


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > they-will-know-my-velocity
11/27/2015 at 18:45

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I prefer to do business with people who prefer to conduct business over email. If they have a question and want to talk to me on the phone, they can email me first and ask for my number.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > No Prius Needed
11/27/2015 at 18:48

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No but he did drive though the shittiest neighborhood in my town and stopped the car for a few seconds. I actually wondered if I was about to get shanked.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > CounterTorqueSteer
11/27/2015 at 18:58

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I’ve been surprised so far. I’ve had a couple people that are just bullshitters but for the most part, people buy what they ask about.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 19:12

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Ill offer you 190k 2003 nissan murano, a unknown mileage 1996 impala ss and perhaps a child if they don’t stay in bed.

lmk.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CounterTorqueSteer
11/27/2015 at 19:35

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Best reason to make a Google Voice account. I just get notifications in my email if they call!


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 22:03

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When I was selling my Guitar, amp, and hard case on Kijiji. I was asking $600 for both. It was a nice soild sapele body martin, and a tiny 15 watt amp. I had a guy offering $300 for both *deletes his email*. Had many other low ball offers. Had an offer of $500 for both, I countered with $550. He came back with $525. I agree on that price. Meet him at his work place. It was a car dealer ship, he was a sales man. I bought a car off him 1 month later. That guitar was my second life, next to my old car.

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Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Dsscats
11/27/2015 at 23:00

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Just tell him to go buy from the other guy.