Am I True Jalop?

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
11/27/2015 at 13:38 • Filed to: None

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One of the many strange things I do is bookmark cars from Craigslist that I think are cool/interesting (I have really shitty taste) or have potential to be a good first car (I make really fucking terrible decisions, which means it’s a good thing I’m broke.)

In that folder right now, there is a $350 non- op Daihatsu Charade, a ‘68 Mercury Colony Park with a lien title, a collection of 5 Saab 96s, the Mercury Sable wagon from NPoCP, a $500 Chrysler LeBaron Mark Cross Wagon that has a hardcore republican owner (the guy is going off about the government stealing his property IN THE AD), a rusty ‘67 Galaxie, and a engineless Toyota Tercel wagon.

Am I true Jalop?

A Cosmo for your time.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Spridget
11/27/2015 at 13:47

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Sounds a lot like my Craigslist favorites list, so yes. I was just looking hard at a posting for a long dead AMC Pacer trying to figure out where I can put it.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Jonee
11/27/2015 at 14:00

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I would seriously kill for a cheap early Gremlin or Pacer. Sadly, they aren’t common out here.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Spridget
11/27/2015 at 14:02

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And decent ones aren’t cheap any more. I used to bring home forgotten Pacers all the time to rehabilitate and release back into the wild, but they’re pricey now.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Spridget
11/27/2015 at 14:29

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Surely 96(5)=Winning


Kinja'd!!! Zyrtec just kicked in, yo > Spridget
11/27/2015 at 16:08

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Got the link to the LeBaron Wagon? Sounds like a funny ad.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Zyrtec just kicked in, yo
11/27/2015 at 16:22

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http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/5324016151…

This may be best of Craigslist worthy.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Spridget
11/27/2015 at 17:42

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Noone is true jalop when they haven’t upgraded to jalopnik gold.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Frank Grimes
11/27/2015 at 17:48

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Spridget
11/27/2015 at 19:21

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