"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
11/25/2015 at 10:24 • Filed to: None
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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
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Snuze: Needs another Swede
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/25/2015 at 10:47 |
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Love it.
There was a pet store near my house when I lived in CT and the manager had a cockatoo. He was a rescue and the most misogynistic bastard. All he wanted to do was play with boobs and yell at women.
TheRealBicycleBuck
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/25/2015 at 11:43 |
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The owner of the pet shop I worked at in college had a scarlet macaw on open display.
We had signs everywhere telling people to STAY AWAY and DON’T TOUCH. Despite all of the signs, the bird would lure people in by saying “Hello!” and “Pretty bird!” Once they reached up, he would jump on them. Sometimes he would bite to help keep his balance when they jerked away. Sometimes he would bite because he was just a mean bastard of a bird. There were very few people that he wouldn’t bite.
Birddog
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/25/2015 at 13:29 |
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Thank god I’m the only one in the office today!
That just cracked me the f—- up!