I Took My Girlfriend To A Junkyard

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
11/24/2015 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

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She had a ball. She ended up falling in love with a commuter electric car. She describes it as “Derpy”. She wants to go back.

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:02

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...that looks like a ramp someone would use on a dirt bike course....


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:03

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Wow a compressible bumper that must mean it's safe


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:06

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The “NACA Duct to Nowhere” is a great touch.

Ram air, yo!


Kinja'd!!! Seat Safety Switch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:06

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A Comutacar! There are still a few out there, but not many. I bet it’d scoot with a lithium ion conversion.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:07

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that is a big ashtray


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:08

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The car can actually talk! It’s got eyes and a nose, and the mouth looks like it opens and closes :p


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Ash78, voting early and often
11/24/2015 at 15:09

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Lemons team name alert.

Actually, WOULD LEMONS ALLOW THIS CAR?


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Captain of the Enterprise
11/24/2015 at 15:19

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Welcome to the 70’s!


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:21

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Step 1: Buy old Electric Car
Step 2: Buy used motorcycle engine/transmission.
Step 3: Install said engine/transmission in Electric Car
Step 4: Profit...?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:38

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DAT BUMPER!!!!!! Oh yes, junkyards are always good fun :]


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Bad Idea Hat
11/24/2015 at 15:39

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If they did.....I would buy plane tickets to wherever just to watch it run 0_o


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Seat Safety Switch
11/24/2015 at 15:41

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3 words: Tesla P85D Motors


Kinja'd!!! Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:45

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Start pricing rings...


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:55

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Ha! The hubcaps crack me up. “Derpy” is an excellent way to describe the look of these.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 15:59

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“Derpy” really is the best word for this vehicle...


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Captain of the Enterprise
11/24/2015 at 16:02

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What bumper? I see a battering ram mounted to a post-apocalyptic smart car.


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 16:10

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That bumper is epicly huge! I’d just want to get it running so that I could run it into stuff.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
11/24/2015 at 16:41

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Step 4: Fall over


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Captain of the Enterprise
11/24/2015 at 17:51

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Actually, that bumper was extended to make space for more batteries.

What could posSIBLY GO WRONG???


Kinja'd!!! Gene > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 22:28

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Careful. You might accidentally find this Derpy thing in your driveway if you keep going back.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/25/2015 at 02:25

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buy it!


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/26/2015 at 21:09

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Whoa, never would’ve thought you’d find a CitiCar in a junkyard. Pretty cool stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/29/2015 at 00:04

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I didn’t know you had an ol’ lady already. Guess I’ll haveta stop callin ya Stranger Danger Denver