I've Had a 2015 Beetle For 3 Days

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 11/23/2015 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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AMA

d15b > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:31

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What is it like to drive?

Jcarr > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:33

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How many puppies and unicorns have you killed so far, Nazi lover?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:33

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What did it look like as a larva?

Party-vi > Jcarr 11/23/2015 at 12:34

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Like, not even a dozen. Okay like less than 20 or so.

Party-vi > d15b 11/23/2015 at 12:36

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Spongy and fun. Not a sporty suspension at all (not that it was sold as such) but the 2.0 TSI engine is fantastic.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:39

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How does it make you feel?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:39

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You and Gamecat can make a vin diagram together now. Totes adorbs.

Jcarr > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:40

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That number will probably start Goering up.

Party-vi > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/23/2015 at 12:40

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It makes me feel happy and embarrassed. Happy because pushing the 6-speed auto into “S” mode and burying the accelerator pedal is fantastic, and embarrassed because I’m giggling and smiling in a freaking VW Beetle.

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2015 at 12:42

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No. Gamecat is New Beetle scum. All glory to the A5 Beetle!

Jcarr > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/23/2015 at 12:44

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A Vin diagram?

Tekamul > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:45

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How many high fives have you received while parking?

Is all of the adulation distracting?

Party-vi > Tekamul 11/23/2015 at 12:45

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There is zero adulation. I did meep meep at another Beetle in traffic, but was callously ignored.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jcarr 11/23/2015 at 12:58

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These puns better not go much fuhrer... We wouldn’t want to offend anyone.

Captain of the Enterprise > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 12:58

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How’s the headroom and what mpg did you get. Also what engine and trans did you have?

Jcarr > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) 11/23/2015 at 13:00

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Yeah, we better Gestap...o.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 13:00

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On a serious note, how is it to drive? Fun or boring?

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jcarr 11/23/2015 at 13:06

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Well, if we do piss someone off I hope they don’t have Dachau.

Party-vi > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 11/23/2015 at 13:07

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It’s a bit noisy at highway speeds, but is fun to drive. The engine has a great noise in the cabin as you accelerate and it’s quick. It feels quicker than my 330Ci. Just scooting around town is fun.

Party-vi > Captain of the Enterprise 11/23/2015 at 13:09

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Headroom is excellent (no sunroof in this one). I’ve put 800 miles on this one and I’m sitting at an average of 33mpg with mostly 75mph highway driving. City is probably low-to-mid 20mpgs. It’s the 200hp 2.0 TSI engine and six-speed automatic transmission.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 13:13

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How are the front seats? I ask because I never got along well with the front seats of the Mk6 Golf.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 13:17

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I have a couple of questions-

How do you value your what you contribute of to at the workforce? Second part, at which can’t you most can’t the least?

Party-vi > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 11/23/2015 at 13:25

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Not a fan. The vinyl was not nice on the back of my bejeaned legs for some reason. In slacks they’re ok.

Party-vi > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 11/23/2015 at 13:26

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I am a highly skilled Beetle driver, my LS Swapper. And what I most can’t the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Jcarr 11/23/2015 at 13:29

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People will Goebbel up that joke

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 13:30

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Hopefully, you like the car overall. It seems like it.

Party-vi > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 11/23/2015 at 13:33

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Oh I don’t need to - it’s just a rental I got from Georgia back to Maryland.

As a base model (I think) it’s fine. Decent stereo, seat heaters, and auto windows are good touches. The trunk is a good size as well. I don’t really have any gripes except the road noise at higher speeds, and the turn signal/wiper stalks feel cheap.

Takuro Spirit > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 13:39

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why

Party-vi > Takuro Spirit 11/23/2015 at 13:40

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Rental Camry was a shit heap. Swapped it for ze Beetle.

Takuro Spirit > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 14:04

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Auf den Boden geerdet?

Party-vi > Takuro Spirit 11/23/2015 at 14:07

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Amazing.

Captain of the Enterprise > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 14:19

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Not bad at all

PS9 > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 14:24

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You come to your car after leaving it to see the following note;

GODDAMN YOU FUGGIN HIPPEES AND YOUR GIRLEE DEEZEL BEATLEES. UR PRBABLY HIEDING ILLEGAL MEXIYRIANS IN UR BASSMANT SMUGGLING THEM IN USING LOPHELLS IN THE IMMAGATON LAWS! GET A BRAIN MORAN!

1) Which opponaut is most likely to leave this note?
2) Which jalopnik editior is most likely to leave this note?

Party-vi > PS9 11/23/2015 at 14:41

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1) Spiegel

2) Torch

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 15:52

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Well, try not to break the turn stalker then! XD Also, it has been a while since I’ve been here. Why are you renting the car?

Party-vi > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 11/23/2015 at 18:32

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Trip to GA to visit wife’s friend with said wife. It was a nice mini vacation.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jcarr 11/23/2015 at 23:50

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Nein

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Party-vi 11/23/2015 at 23:52

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How many acts of assault and battery have you witnessed?

Party-vi > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 11/24/2015 at 07:45

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Possibly two, but I’d need a doll to confirm.