I can't be trusted

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2015 at 10:05 • Filed to: None

Feel free to respond. See his email below

In brief introduction I am Mr.Perryman Reginald (Financial Broker & Finance Risk Control Officer)

Are you a business minded person, can you uphold financial deal with utmost secrecy, sincerity and seriousness? Your ability to respond and co-operate with me, will be the beginning of more good financial deals between us.

I work in the Finance Risk control/Accounts Broker Unit of a prestigious bank in the United Kingdom. I have the official duty to process and release unclaimed funds to the relatives of persons who have died without placing will/testament on their monetary assets. Recently, there are multiple funds floating in the bank treasury, these funds are what I want to shift to your account for your benefit and mine.

Can you be trusted? However, as soon as you give me a reply and we conclude necessary talks; the sum of 9,000,000.00(GBP) shall be moved to your bank account immediately. The convey of funds to your custody shall be lawfully executed in respect to the wire regulatory ethics guiding the transfer of huge fund from one country to another.

Besides, we can achieve success within 5 working days. Due to the confidential nature of this financial deal, please indicate your interest by simply reply to my email.

I anticipate your urgent response to this financial matter, thank you.

Sincerely,

Mr. Perryman Reginald

DISCUSSION (23)

X37.9XXS > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:09

So Russia has conquered The UK already?

But his bank doesn’t have any fonts, other than Courier 10?

I don’t think so

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > X37.9XXS
11/23/2015 at 10:11

And a hint of Nigeria. But can you be trusted?

Master Cylinder > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:12

Well, at least they came up with an appropriately British name.

I’ve been getting similar scam attempts from a few different hawaii.edu email addresses.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:13

Seems legit.

Azrek > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:16

My SWTOR account got hacked once. Not sure how, but I got an email while I was reading the news that my email address was changed to something. I immediately clicked deny and went into my account...he had locked it out.

However, I realized as I was on the phone with Customer Support that I had his email address. I may have accidently signed him up for every newsletter on the planet. NCAA sports (all of them), UFO theories, ESPN (every sport), Tarot Card Readings, Babys R Us and many many others.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/23/2015 at 10:17

Well, of course. I'd take it, but I'm trying to LOSE pounds at the moment :)

Cé hé sin > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:17

Sounds good to me. Go for it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Azrek
11/23/2015 at 10:19

I’d have gone to a library computer and created accounts on every sketchy site I could find, if I was going down that route.

In fact, you may have given me an idea...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Cé hé sin
11/23/2015 at 10:20

But I'm trying to LOSE pounds. That's why I'm sharing this wonderful opportunity with Oppo, all you have to do is give me you banking info and I'll transfer you the money as soon as I get it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:21

I can take some money off your hands in the form of pounds. Of gold.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/23/2015 at 10:22

Great, I'll just need your banking info so I can deposit it directly.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:23

I’ll come pick it up. Make sure it’s all legit.

X37.9XXS > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:23

Not just no, but HELL NO

cazzyodo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:25

Typo alert!

Guy’s name is Reginald Perryman. Duh.

ttyymmnn > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:37

Nine million? Go for it. I’m sure it’s completely legit. BTW, there really is a person named Reginald Perryman. He’s a realtor in Detroit.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:53

Hm, seems like it could be slightly dubious ...

*notices .ru*

Kinja'd!!!

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 10:54

Perryman Reginald is right up there with Jethro Bovington and Benedict Cumberbatch as one of the most British names ever. Points for that, at least.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/23/2015 at 11:06

No, I'm currently deployed in Afghanistan. The only way is direct deposit.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
11/23/2015 at 11:08

Noooooooo. D'you think?

Sam > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 11:09

I have an idea on how to profit from this. String him along a little bit, and then tell him that your bank has a $5,000 fee on transfers over 1million and that you’re giving all of your money to him, so you need him to send you a cashiers’ check for the funds. Maybe you'll get lucky.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sam
11/23/2015 at 11:22

Do it. You seem to know better how.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 12:10

*sarcasm*

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2015 at 13:31

Contact me on Craigslist and I'll think about it.