Pretentious Plate With Unexpected Driver

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/22/2015 at 21:26 • Filed to: Personalized Plates

Friday, on the way back from !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I encountered the most asshole-esque plate I’ve ever seen, on the C7’s best(now discontinued, of course) color, Lime Rock Metallic. It read “1.5 GPA”. On a Vette, this didn’t surprise me, the driver did however. Instead of the brosef frat boy I was expecting, it was an at least 80 year old man, smoking a cigar. Me and my coworker created a backstory though, we assumed the dude was a decorated WWII vet that kicked brosef’s ass and took the car.

DISCUSSION (21)

GhostZ > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 21:34

Do bros even drive new corvettes? I thought they were all about the C5s and C6s right now, the new ones seem too expensive for the average bro.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 21:34

Is a 1.5 supposed to be good?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 21:39

I don’t know if anyone under the age of 40 even drives a C7.

scoob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 21:43

You can put periods on your plate?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/22/2015 at 21:48

I got behind a silver one the other day. It was a retiree doing 45 in a 55 that people tend to do 65 on.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GhostZ
11/22/2015 at 21:49

Have you priced a new diesel + lift + Force wheels bro chrome bro, recently? Besides, like they paid for it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > scoob
11/22/2015 at 21:50

Apparently in SC you can. Now I kind of want “!.! .!.”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/22/2015 at 21:51

Not that I am aware of.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 21:53

Ooh, maybe they allow commas too. “.,,.,..”

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 21:56

Okay, I just wanted to make sure we were talking about the same system.

GhostZ > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 22:03

I thought that was their parents giving kids their work trucks and then the kids actually only paid for the trim and mods.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GhostZ
11/22/2015 at 22:04

Work trucks? Ha.

TractorPillow > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 22:08

That would be th exact person I would expect driving a corvette with that plate. Guy probably had it for 20 years. Have yet to see a c7 driver under 45.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 22:14

*unexpected

Maybe he’s trying to give hope to all the kids who are doing shitty in high school or college.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/22/2015 at 22:20

Shit, thanks.

Rico > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/22/2015 at 22:22

plot twist

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 22:28

If you had grabbed his cigar and started smoking it, then he would have been unsuspecting. Ha!

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/22/2015 at 22:33

Square root club for the win!!!

2.00 is a C average - barely passing in college.

Anything under 2.0 puts younin the square root club, i.e., the square root of your GPA is higher thannyour GPA.

Don’t ask how I know.... that was 40 years ago.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/22/2015 at 22:34

I’m 47 now, and won’t be able to swing one until I’m over 50 so I guess I’ll just be reinforcing the stereotype (agewise anyway)

Kanaric > GhostZ
11/23/2015 at 09:28

I am a DOD contractor and nobody here uses them as work trucks, all the ex-military brosefs that work here have them still.

I am a veteran myself to clairfy. People in my career field typicaly are not brodudes though lol.

Mr. Ligier 812 GTC4Lusso Rubicon Pista > Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight
12/04/2015 at 00:20

That’s... not true. Anything under 1.0, that would be case. For instance, if you had a 1.1 GPA, the square root thereof is 1.04. I’m guessing you know because you’re bad at math?