and so it is, a few are shepherds and the rest are sheep

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11/20/2015 at 15:33 • Filed to: None

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but devo provides the musical calisthenics needed
to toughen up a world gone soft.

To cut through the mental grease and grime
With techniques of positive mutation
Designed to protect you
From the ninnies and the twits


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 15:42

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What about Nibbys and Upperclass Twits?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench
11/20/2015 at 15:47

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There is no protection from classiness. Or upperclassiness. Same diff.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 15:58

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Don’t knock the sheep?

Where else are you gonna get your lamb chops from?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 16:00

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Noooooooooooooooooo. I can... I can feel it... tryin’ to class me up... must...resist... aaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

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Oh bother.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 16:01

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So it would seem Booji boy.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/20/2015 at 16:02

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The supermarket.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 16:06

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But then your hands will be full... lambchops in one hand, calzones in the other.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR KEYS???


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench
11/20/2015 at 16:08

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Proper.

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/20/2015 at 16:09

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Prehensile tail?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 16:14

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That’s some serious devolution there, but pragmatic. Can’t fault it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/20/2015 at 16:15

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I want that carved on my gravestone.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
11/20/2015 at 16:16

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Only if it’s strong enough. Have you been working out?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/23/2015 at 07:51

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