What Car Is Most Like Your Ex?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/20/2015 at 12:22 • Filed to: Question

I have to say Reliant Robin. Cute, quirky, and wildly unstable.

What car best describes your last Ex?

DISCUSSION (36)

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:27

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Kinja'd!!!

B_dol > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:29

Kinja'd!!!

Mazda RX7 FD - JDM, sleek and streamlined, beautiful when functioning yet temperamental and nowadays often forgotten.

64Mali > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:29

Kinja'd!!!

I don’t want to talk about it, but this sums it up pretty well.

Milky > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:29

Kinja'd!!!

Cute, but really just boring.

Wobbles the Mind > TheHondaBro
11/20/2015 at 12:30

Lol, took me a second! No offense of course.

HammerheadFistpunch > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:34

Kinja'd!!!

Sturdy, reliable, faithful, made in Ukraine...Labored furiously with little recognition. She was better looking than this LuAZ but the rest fits her well. Nice gal who should get all the good things she has coming to her but keeps getting shat on.

scoob > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:34

Kinja'd!!!

A piece of shit.

Wobbles the Mind > scoob
11/20/2015 at 12:36

Thank you for posting a car! I was hesitant to click when I saw the notification.

Jack Does Cars > TheHondaBro
11/20/2015 at 12:39

Same tho

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro
11/20/2015 at 12:39

Hey at least it’s not the Crying Game.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:41

Kinja'd!!!

Dodge Viper ACR.

Not only is she a lawyer but she’s a corporate litigator.

Insanely fun in a terrifying way. If your mind wonders for but a fraction of a second you’re dead, kind of hard to maintain on a daily basis.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:43

Hot, fast, and incredibly unreliable.

Kinja'd!!!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:43

Assuming that Clarkson’s complaints about it causing physical pain are legit, probably a Merc Black Series.

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SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:47

I’m going to do this for two of them.

Most recent: Ferrari 208 GTB. That sounds like a great compliment right? A Ferrari? Well lets remember that 1991cc engine. She was a beautiful redhead that made a lot of my guy friends jealous, and she was really smart like the Italians had to be to come up with a Ferrari that wouldn’t be hit with the 2 litre tax. She’s a great person and was a great friend, but just like a Ferrari with a 1991cc engine, she wasn’t a whole lot of fun.

Kinja'd!!!

Second most recent: Zenvo ST1. She was unlike anyone I have ever met. She was exciting, and interesting, and always like to do things at 11/10ths. She was stunning, but with a little edgier style. I felt like I was lucky just to be in her presence. When things were good, they were really good. However, just like the Zenvo ST1, she was way more than I could handle and had a tendency to self-immolate.

Kinja'd!!!

Future next gen S2000 owner > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:47

British sports car from the 70’s. Light, fun, could be a really good time but wired weird and would leave you confused for no apparent reason when she didn’t want to cooperate.

Kinja'd!!!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:50

Kinja'd!!!

Very good looking but also kinda cold. Awesome in the first few months but very expensive and considered a mistake afterwards. And some fool probably fell for her right after me.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 12:52

Kinja'd!!!

Accord LX V6: Perfectly good FWD car endowed with perhaps too much engine. Less is more.

duurtlang > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 13:08

Late 90s Corolla 3-door hatch, in silver (pictured) with aftermarket alloys and a relatively large rear spoiler (not pictured).

Way too homely, yet quircky in an odd way. Small headlights plus a large rear spoiler. Access to the back seat, well, let’s not go there.

Kinja'd!!!

Would it surprise you if I tell you she had that exact car? Silver 3-d Corolla with alloys and a significant spoiler/wing.

Blondude > TheHondaBro
11/20/2015 at 13:26

Kinja'd!!!

RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch
11/20/2015 at 14:01

Why is the guy about to shoot the poor little truck? What did it ever do to him?

HammerheadFistpunch > RallyWrench
11/20/2015 at 14:05

I don’t what that guy is aiming at, cause its not the truck and its not the boar.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Wobbles the Mind
11/20/2015 at 14:36

Kinja'd!!!

Ferrari 208GTS... the non-turbo 155hp one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_3…

Very nice looking, had nice curves in the right places, but didn’t have much drive. And she tended to do things slowly. And she wasn’t the most reliable either. And while pre-emptive maintenance was required, she wasn’t ultra-high maintenance either.

Oh and she’s part Italian too.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/20/2015 at 14:40

Regarding the 208... turbo or non-turbo? If she wasn’t much fun, I presume she was the non-turbo...

Wobbles the Mind > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
11/20/2015 at 14:45

You got to stretch before and after you drive with some cars.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > scoob
11/20/2015 at 14:46

If you didn’t say anything, I would have guessed “stripper... possibly Asian”.

Wobbles the Mind > duurtlang
11/20/2015 at 14:48

Lol, phew! Is it hot in here all of a sudden?