God Damn It, Weather Channel.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 11/20/2015 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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Stop naming normal storms. You know who expects snow? The Midwest in the winter. Snow is of absolutely zero surprise. The only potential surprise is we haven’t had more yet.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 10:50

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But more scary more attention!!!

CalzoneGolem > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 10:53

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You know when that snow hits it will be a total shit show. People forget how to deal with snow sometime in June.

jariten1781 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 10:54

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FiOS got rid of The Weather Channel so it may as well not exist for me anymore (prefer wunderground for internet weather...more data easily accessible).

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 10:59

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At least if they’re going to name the winter storms, they should make up their own names to avoid confusion with the hurricane lists. Gronash. Acmelthius. Trovag. Snokothar. Nifteq. Smolin. If they enlarge or worsen, they can add prefixes or suffixes. Winter Storm Mighty Tuskag the Smiter? HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS

AMC/Renauledge > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 11:00

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I hate modern journalism

Mattbob > jariten1781 11/20/2015 at 11:07

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weather.com owns wunderground.... Where is your god now? You can tell because Wunderground has steadily been getting shittier.

XJDano > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 11:09

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When I hear names for storms, I associate with any pets I knew by that name.

Bella was my sisters dog she got when a vet tech and had to bottle feed it from only after a few days old. That was over 10 years ago. Although she did just put her down a few months ago after a few health problems. They got a puppy right away after.

spanfucker retire bitch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 11:13

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At this point I’m actually hoping IBM just shuts it all down.

jariten1781 > Mattbob 11/20/2015 at 11:16

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Don’t care what the corporate structure is as long as I get my tables in a click or two and I’m not bombarded with ‘human interest’ stories guzzied up as weather news.

If it gets bad, I’ll look elsewhere.

Blondude > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/20/2015 at 11:29

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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 11:53

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WTF! There is nothing rare about heavy snow in November in the Midwest

Last year I shoveled my roof before Thanksgiving. Shoveling the roof was unusual, but was because they were predicting rain over Thanksgiving and we had a lot of snow already.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 12:41

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im ready for it. recovery strap is in the truck ready to go.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 11/20/2015 at 13:39

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Yeah, and I get valet an absolutely absurd party. Not excited...

for Michigan > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/20/2015 at 14:23

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Ugh.