"assault rifle"

"Justin Young" (jus1029) 11/19/2015 at 12:03 • Filed to: None

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MajorMantra > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:08

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I can quite clearly see it isn’t a gun, but what is it? Some sort of jack?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:09

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It *does* have a “thing that goes up” on it.

X37.9XXS > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:10

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Looks like one o’ them Al-Kayda weepons to me

Brian, The Life of > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:10

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Sometimes the stupid physically hurts.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:10

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You should have told her that if she didn't quit bugging you you'd use it on her.

Alfalfa > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:11

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A salt rifle.

450X_FTW > X37.9XXS 11/19/2015 at 12:13

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What are you going to do about Katrina?
Ha, we’re gonna find her, that’s right Katrina and Kayda, both start with a K, that’s how we know Katrina is linked to terrorism. We will bring Katrina to justice.

Sam > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:14

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To be fair, I don’t even know what it is. Maybe a jack? Though my first conclusion is not assault rifle.

450X_FTW > Alfalfa 11/19/2015 at 12:32

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that may be one of the funniest things I see all week. thank you for the laugh

Dusty Ventures > Sam 11/19/2015 at 12:34

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Hi-lift jack

RallyWrench > Brian, The Life of 11/19/2015 at 12:40

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Just not the people that are stupid. Not fair.

Mercedes Streeter > Alfalfa 11/19/2015 at 12:42

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I want one!

Mercedes Streeter > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/19/2015 at 12:43

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That’s what she said...

ttyymmnn > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:44

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ttyymmnn > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:45

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Actually, you might see how somebody could make that mistake.

wiffleballtony > ttyymmnn 11/19/2015 at 12:50

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If it weren’t for the select fire capabilities that wouldn’t be an assault weapon.

wiffleballtony > ttyymmnn 11/19/2015 at 12:51

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I like how the actual Glock is an AK47.

wiffleballtony > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:52

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In my state, that wouldn’t even be illegal, even if it was a firearm. I had a buddy with a Technical.

You’d have to be stupid though, guns are expensive.

Opposite Locksmith > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 12:53

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Definitely didn't happen, people just love to yell at those carrying weapons openly

AdverseMartyr > Justin Young 11/19/2015 at 15:49

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Well, now you don’t have to spend time making that futuristic Fallout 4 style assault rifle for ComicCon. Just carry your jack around.

When you get tired just yell, “JACK OFF!” then set it down.

HammerheadFistpunch > Justin Young 11/20/2015 at 00:12

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jeez you drive around with that thing on you hood?! its got like...30 gun shooters!