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Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
11/18/2015 at 22:48 • Filed to: Sploder Bumper Swap

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Someone did my idea. Which means it’ll definitely work! But according to the guy that did it, it requires some welding and trimming, and I can totally handle that. This is gonna look great after I paint it the way I want

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DISCUSSION (41)


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 22:56

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Seems like a lot of work for something not worth it. I thought you were keeping your Ranger stock?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 22:58

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The reason I want it is because its an elegant foglight design and I want foglights. And that idea to keep my truck stock was out of my head months ago, now I’m going for a “what if 90s ford did it this way?” Look. A parallel dimension stock look so to speak


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:03

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Was gonna say, hey you’re not from NY!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:04

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And I dont have those god awful chrome svt repop wheels


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:04

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Oh, did I tell you we are truck bros now?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:06

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Ya, your Ram Ram 1500 is awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:20

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Elegant isn't the word I would use


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:21

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Do it! Just don’t ever put rubber bands on your tires like the example photo.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 23:23

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Its better than the factory ranger option:

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and I dont want aftermarket fogs


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:24

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Thanks! If we were closer, we could’ve had a portable art show :P


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:24

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because race car


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > boxrocket
11/18/2015 at 23:25

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I freaking hate those chrome wheels. If I ever put less sidewall on my truck, its coming with a modest suspension drop to sedan height. but That will most likely never happen


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:26

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That could be interesting. If youre ever in colorado look me up!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
11/18/2015 at 23:27

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No. I dont want em slapped on there. I want them integrated into the body work. But I may tint the fogs yellow


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:27

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brb visiting Peyton Manning’s place


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:27

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Just dont go see Elway, Ive met him. Hes an ass


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:29

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Looks basically the same to me. Why do you need fogs? Just get some rally lights and mount them on a bull bar


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 23:31

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Its a lower valance with big bulges for the fogs in it that looks superglued to the bumper. Its hideous. I dont want my fogs slapped on there, I want them integrated into the body work. We get torrential snow here, like walls of the white stuff. I sometimes need light down low


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:31

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How so?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:33

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He is just generally not very friendly. Also a family friend used to nanny for his kids...... Alot of neglect in that houseold


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 23:48

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Why are you so persistent in convincing Denver not to do what he wants to do to his car?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro
11/18/2015 at 23:50

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I too would like to know this


Kinja'd!!! Speed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:52

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Those look like C5 thin spokes too. I wonder what he did to get GM wheels on there and why he went that route instead of some nice Mustang rolling stock.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Speed
11/18/2015 at 23:53

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I have no idea, but honestly his wheel and tire choice irks me


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 00:26

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I don’t mean to piss in your Cheerios but having owned several vehicles with fogs and living in a similar snow land...They aren’t really that helpful for the snow. Rain? Yes. Snow? Not so much. Not to mention they get snow covered in about 5 minutes. If it’s worth it to you for the looks than great, but the additional light thing is going to be a let down.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > HammerheadFistpunch
11/19/2015 at 00:28

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Well, I’m in it for the looks too. Plus an entire bumper is only $45 at
U pull it. And honestly any extra vision is better than no extra vision, even if its a marginal amount


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 00:37

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Hey, if you want it you want it, just tempering expectations on the function side


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > TheHondaBro
11/19/2015 at 00:46

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Am I not allowed to express my opinion?

I’m not the law, he can do what he wants. I personally think the Explorer bumper idea is silly. Didn't realize that having an opinion was against the rules


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 00:47

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See my reply to HondaBro. It’s nothing personal, just my opinion.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 03:28

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Quite the conversation. I will throw my opinion in for shits and grins.

I like the look of fogs and the thing I really like about those is the depth that they are recessed. That stands out for me.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jayhawk Jake
11/19/2015 at 08:32

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That’s it pal you’ve been banned!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 09:29

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these in yellow!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 09:56

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looks very factory, and I like that look. For 40$ why not give it a try! Did they document all the changes you need to make to get it to fit well?


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 10:14

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It was only a matter of time


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 10:24

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ITT how to spend time and money to make your front bumper look like a Subaru Forester.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 11:14

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I dig it. subtle, and it seems to flow. and your wheels are a million times better :D


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > uofime-2
11/19/2015 at 13:43

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They didnt document it, but they described what they did. I think I know what they meant


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > EL_ULY
11/19/2015 at 13:44

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Thinkin about it


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 15:21

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DOOOOO EEEEET!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Clay...Bill Clay > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/20/2015 at 13:31

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These are just terrible in so many ways.


Kinja'd!!! Gene > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/24/2015 at 22:31

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Do it and post the pics when you're done. :)