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"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
11/18/2015 at 22:48 • Filed to: Sploder Bumper Swap

Someone did my idea. Which means it’ll definitely work! But according to the guy that did it, it requires some welding and trimming, and I can totally handle that. This is gonna look great after I paint it the way I want

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DISCUSSION (41)

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 22:56

Seems like a lot of work for something not worth it. I thought you were keeping your Ranger stock?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 22:58

The reason I want it is because its an elegant foglight design and I want foglights. And that idea to keep my truck stock was out of my head months ago, now I’m going for a “what if 90s ford did it this way?” Look. A parallel dimension stock look so to speak

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:03

Was gonna say, hey you’re not from NY!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:04

And I dont have those god awful chrome svt repop wheels

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:04

Oh, did I tell you we are truck bros now?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:06

Ya, your Ram Ram 1500 is awesome!

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:20

Elegant isn't the word I would use

boxrocket > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:21

Do it! Just don’t ever put rubber bands on your tires like the example photo.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 23:23

Its better than the factory ranger option:

Kinja'd!!!

and I dont want aftermarket fogs

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:24

Thanks! If we were closer, we could’ve had a portable art show :P

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:24

Kinja'd!!!

because race car

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > boxrocket
11/18/2015 at 23:25

I freaking hate those chrome wheels. If I ever put less sidewall on my truck, its coming with a modest suspension drop to sedan height. but That will most likely never happen

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:26

That could be interesting. If youre ever in colorado look me up!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
11/18/2015 at 23:27

No. I dont want em slapped on there. I want them integrated into the body work. But I may tint the fogs yellow

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:27

brb visiting Peyton Manning’s place

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:27

Just dont go see Elway, Ive met him. Hes an ass

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:29

Looks basically the same to me. Why do you need fogs? Just get some rally lights and mount them on a bull bar

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 23:31

Its a lower valance with big bulges for the fogs in it that looks superglued to the bumper. Its hideous. I dont want my fogs slapped on there, I want them integrated into the body work. We get torrential snow here, like walls of the white stuff. I sometimes need light down low

Nibby > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:31

How so?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Nibby
11/18/2015 at 23:33

He is just generally not very friendly. Also a family friend used to nanny for his kids...... Alot of neglect in that houseold

TheHondaBro > Jayhawk Jake
11/18/2015 at 23:48

Why are you so persistent in convincing Denver not to do what he wants to do to his car?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro
11/18/2015 at 23:50

I too would like to know this

Speed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/18/2015 at 23:52

Those look like C5 thin spokes too. I wonder what he did to get GM wheels on there and why he went that route instead of some nice Mustang rolling stock.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Speed
11/18/2015 at 23:53

I have no idea, but honestly his wheel and tire choice irks me

HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 00:26

I don’t mean to piss in your Cheerios but having owned several vehicles with fogs and living in a similar snow land...They aren’t really that helpful for the snow. Rain? Yes. Snow? Not so much. Not to mention they get snow covered in about 5 minutes. If it’s worth it to you for the looks than great, but the additional light thing is going to be a let down.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > HammerheadFistpunch
11/19/2015 at 00:28

Well, I’m in it for the looks too. Plus an entire bumper is only $45 at
U pull it. And honestly any extra vision is better than no extra vision, even if its a marginal amount

HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 00:37

Hey, if you want it you want it, just tempering expectations on the function side

Jayhawk Jake > TheHondaBro
11/19/2015 at 00:46

Am I not allowed to express my opinion?

I’m not the law, he can do what he wants. I personally think the Explorer bumper idea is silly. Didn't realize that having an opinion was against the rules

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
11/19/2015 at 00:47

See my reply to HondaBro. It’s nothing personal, just my opinion.