Mercedes AMG Should Make An SLK AMG Black

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/18/2015 at 16:59 • Filed to: None

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Take the SLK 55 AMG, remove the hardtop convertible, remove most of the sound deadening, remove the side windows, strip out the interior until the gauges, vents and necessary safety crap remains but keep it clean looking, and remove all of the drivetrain. Install an AMG 6.2L V8 backed up by a 6-speed manual (probably a Getrag unit), install a proper LSD, install a pair of Recaro bucket seats, give it an all nannies off button, replace hood and trunk lid with dry carbon fiber parts, replace inner door handles with leather pull straps, stiffen the suspension, call it the SLK 63 AMG Black Roadster, give it a price of $88,000 only make 1967 of them. Boom legend.

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:03

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But who would buy them?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 11/18/2015 at 17:10

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Thesame motherfuckers who buy all the rest of the AMG Black Models

deprecated account > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:12

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So Jezza and.... Who else?

Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:15

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They did.

Sam > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:16

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What would they replace the top with? A soft top?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Saracen 11/18/2015 at 17:20

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Yeah but a proper one.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sam 11/18/2015 at 17:21

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Nothing.

Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:22

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Yeah...you’ll never see one with three pedals, unfortunately.

Sam > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:24

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So, limit the sales to the 2% of the country that never gets rain?

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:24

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They built the AMG GT instead. Don’t worry, I have trouble remembering it’s existence as well.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:27

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They already did... Pretty easy to forget though

asindhidude > deprecated account 11/18/2015 at 17:46

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MEEEEEEEEE

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 17:57

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They wouldn’t be able to sell 1967 of them

jjhats > Saracen 11/18/2015 at 18:04

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I don’t get why they Are allergic to clutch pedals. Been that way since 90’s no reasonable explanation either

Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/18/2015 at 18:17

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Last NA AMG V8 right?

I love how underapreciated this car is.

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/19/2015 at 17:49

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Anything you’d like to know about the current SLK55 AMG?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby 11/19/2015 at 17:58

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No.

Can it do sweet jumps?

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/19/2015 at 19:47

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I haven’t tried.