Behind the Burner 5

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/18/2015 at 12:36 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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What do we know so far?

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Their primary vehicle is USDM, orphaned GM product, has an intact rear window, is 2WD, has 4 doors, has a trunk, and an automatic transmission.

Their secondary vehicle is also from the Big 2.5

They like cars from most parts of the world

They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.

Lives in a state that does not have any Tesla dealerships.

Are 25-50% likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT

They are not Gamecat, Dwhite, Snuze or Dukie

They are not Canadian

They used to own a subcompact car

They do not drink Busch Light because they have standards.

They have never participated in Secret Senna

They did not write the article about the Celica, the Grand Cherokee, and the E46 in which the author made us think they were actually girls.

If you guys can think of anyone they are clearly not based on the evidence then let me know and I’ll add them to our list of is nots.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 12:46

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They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.

Well I’ll tell you who he is. He is wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 12:50

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It could be a Saturn. Or a Pontiac. If you stretch it could be a Saab


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 12:52

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It is something-clever-here.

Am I doing this wrong?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/18/2015 at 12:55

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Yeah, you’ll have to ask if it is you on Reddit.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/18/2015 at 12:57

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Maybe it is a 4runner?


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 12:58

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Wouldn’t me guessing it was me kinda ruin the whole game if it was me?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/18/2015 at 13:01

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Only if it were actually you. Head on over to Reddit to see if it is you!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 13:14

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$kaycog?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2015 at 13:16

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I’m pretty sure $kaycog is much much more likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 13:35

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Yeah, just thopught she might play it down a little.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 13:36

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Hahahaha. no.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2015 at 13:38

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You’re welcome to go on reddit and ask. I’m also pretty sure she drives a Ford Escape.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 13:51

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nah, i’m not that curious. I’m just glad you guys like your home for the game. Feel free to post other car stuff there as well.


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > CalzoneGolem
11/18/2015 at 16:41

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Dr. Zoidberg?