"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/17/2015 at 10:00 • Filed to: behind the burner
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/17/2015 at 10:00 • Filed to: behind the burner | 0
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What do we know so far?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Their primary vehicle is USDM, a FoMoCo, GM, or FCA product, 2WD, and an automatic.
They like cars from most parts of the world
They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.
Lives in a state that does not have any Tesla dealerships.
Are 25-50% likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT
They are not Gamecat
They are not Canadian
They used to own a subcompact car
They did not write the article about the Celica, the Grand Cherokee, and the E46 in which the author made us think they were actually girls.
If you guys can think of anyone they are clearly not based on the evidence then let me know and I’ll add them to our list of is nots.
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
> CalzoneGolem
11/17/2015 at 10:09 |
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YOU DON’T DRAGON A CELICA, A CELICA IS A DRAGON!!!!
Gosh! lol Sorry for all the confusion over there with the Reddit username, btw.
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CalzoneGolem
> Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
11/17/2015 at 10:11 |
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haha no problem Dukie. It was very confusing for a moment. Especially since you asked similar questions.