Fuck you, Xterra driver,

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/15/2015 at 12:32 • Filed to: None

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Fuck you.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 12:35

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Looks like a door ding is in order.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 11/15/2015 at 12:40

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I’m sure my sheet metal is twice as thick but I didn’t risk it.

BREADwagon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 12:44

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Very easy solution.

LIQUID ASS liberally sprayed on the wiper cowl area, which is where most cabin air intakes are. His car will smell like ass FOR WEEKS. They’ll have no idea where the smell is coming from, and there’s theoretically no way to clean it other than waiting for it to dissipate.

You’re welcome. With great power comes great responsibility.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 12:48

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Looks like someone needs a coloring book under their wiper.

coqui70 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 12:49

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What? He/She parked inside the line.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 13:38

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Wow, if he wold have straightened out the wheels, he would be exactly inside the line all the way through! Impressive.

Brickman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 13:51

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Your body trim made it look like they got keyed.

RazoE > BREADwagon 11/15/2015 at 14:03

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http://www.liquidass.com/premium-fake-h…

this is awesome.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 14:21

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#MirrorsMatter

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 14:26

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PARALLEL TO THE PAINTED LINES!

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 15:45

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That’s the thing about parking lots today. To maximize lot capacity, the spaces are designed as small as possible.

Most spaces are about 8 ft wide (give or take). This means that the average 6 ft wide car, while centered in its space, has only one foot of room on either side. It MUST be able to open the door INTO the neighboring space, where the other vehicle has left the same amount of room.

It’s a whole different situation than the road , where lanes are wider and no one needs to open their doors. The only way a parking lot can function as designed is if everyone cooperates. Every driver has to center their car in their space with as much precision as they can manage. Even if it means trying again.

George McNally > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/15/2015 at 20:44

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Back a few years ago when I still had my POS Plymouth Voyager minivan........when someone did this to me- they got an automatic door gouge .