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Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
11/13/2015 at 21:17 • Filed to: mazda

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You’re making me want things that don’t involve the words ‘Mitsubishi’ and ‘Evolution’

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DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 21:26

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Now picture that with 263 horsepower.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 21:27

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i’m picturing a tree


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 21:34

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Sure, it does torque steer, but it will do an honest 155 MPH. And, its quick from 0-60.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 21:35

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you’re not helping qwell the level of ‘want’ in me...I just need to find one next summer


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 21:36

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263 hp and holding onto the steering wheel with all your might. I liked the car for everything about it that it shared with the 3; the speed part not so much. the torque steer is out of control (had one for 3 years).


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 21:41

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Should I tell you about Corksport ?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 21:50

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why...why would you do this to me.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 21:55

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Because drinking the Mazda kool-aid feels good, man. Like it’s spiked with rum or whatever.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 21:56

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............okay hand me a glass


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 21:59

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*smoothly slides a glass of Mazda spiked kool-aid across the bar top without spilling a drop, and nods at you*


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:01

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*immediately regrets the decision as he goes for the pitcher*


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:10

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Think that was good? Wait until you try our Turbo Spiked Purple kool-aid.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:11

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You’re going to make me do bad things next summer when I’m shopping for a car......


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:18

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It even brapps! Plus, you get leather, Bose system, navigation, xenon adaptive headlights, good brakes, and stiffer suspension than a WRX, all for reasonable prices.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:19

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the one I looked at wasn’t leather....staphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m never going to sleep now and will be MS3 crazy until the summer :[


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:22

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Leather bolsters, with color-shifting red cloth inserts.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:26

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:30

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It also looks awesome stormtrooper’d out.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:31

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I’d want black to make it a black/gold combo with the 527’s I already have......though white would look nice


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:33

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Sorta like this but with 527s?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:37

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basically the photos I originally used


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:39

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Sweet. If you ever need my opinion, let me know. I’m quite familiar with second gen Speed 3s.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:42

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I will be heavily shopping for one next summer (if price is right). Appreciate the help :D


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:44

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You could make one of these have more horses than an Evo for the money of a nice ralliart.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:46

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don’t tell me such things! I’ve subdued my desire to mod cars with buying a TL and I’ll have to fight really hard with myself to not do anything past a catback on a MS3


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:56

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A stage 2 package with a tune, downpipe, and some other bits runs $1500. Add an exhaust and a boost solenoid, and you’re making 280+ at the wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 22:57

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but i like having monies :[


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 22:59

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Why have monies when you could have God’s hand forcing you back in your seat when you stomp on the loud pedal, all whilst grinning and giggling like a schoolgirl? G force beats the hell outta wrinkle cream.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 23:00

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:[ I’d do a catback, I’d do new wheels and tires, I’d have to see a deal to do much more


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 23:06

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A full CAI from the Turbo forwards costs $350, adds power, and allows you to hear choo choo noises.


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11/13/2015 at 23:07

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:[ my bank account is already crying


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 23:11

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Stage 2 + intake + exhaust is $3350. Pricey, but it gives you 335 or so horses AT THE WHEELS! For $3350, you can spank any stock 335i, and most stock Evos and STIs.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 23:12

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Thats a whole lotta cash...


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 23:15

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That’s like adding 100 horsepower for $3350, tax in and shipped.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/13/2015 at 23:16

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:[ stop i will be dreaming all night and day now till i can get one


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/14/2015 at 10:05

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You are torturing me!! http://www.carmax.com/enus/view-car/…


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/14/2015 at 10:07

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The one i saw was black on black, 18k, 2013, I had an erection the entire time I was looking at the ad. I can’t even attempt to get one until next summer :[