I Saw a Funny on ESPN

"911e46z06" (911e46z06) 11/13/2015 at 17:41 • Filed to: None

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The most recent guest on ESPN’s wonderful ?HQ? was a boxer named Deontay Wilder. In the interview, he was asked about his Alligator-wrapped Aventador, and he claimed a top speed of 350 and a 0-100 time of 3 seconds. Nice. Here’s a closeup of the wrap to help you turn that gag into a full-blown puke.

pjhusa > 911e46z06 11/13/2015 at 17:43

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“Top speed of 350, and 0-60 in 3.”

Seems legit.

TheHondaBro > 911e46z06 11/13/2015 at 17:44

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350... kph? That seems more accurate.

911e46z06 > pjhusa 11/13/2015 at 17:46

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Nah dude. 0-100 in 3. I re-watched it like 3 times because I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.

911e46z06 > TheHondaBro 11/13/2015 at 17:47

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Yeah maybe. 0-100 kph in 3 seconds would make sense too.

SVTyler > 911e46z06 11/13/2015 at 17:51

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Is he non-American? Both of those are pretty close to the Aventador’s speeds and times in kph.

But that wrap is an abomination.

911e46z06 > SVTyler 11/13/2015 at 17:55

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Nah. He’s from Alabama. Based on the stories he told on the show about beatin’ people up and fuckin’ women, it would be weird if he was in the habit of using the metric system.

pjhusa > 911e46z06 11/13/2015 at 20:28

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Didn't see that lol

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 911e46z06 11/17/2015 at 14:43

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It wouldn't be weird for him to hear someone using metric and confuse it for imperial though.

911e46z06 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/17/2015 at 14:45

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Probably what happened.