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11/12/2015 at 12:42 • Filed to: None

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About ten years ago, I dated a woman who had Achondroplasia in her forearms, hands, and feet. She was 4’11” with short arms and tiny hands. She drove a red automatic Del Sol. Coincidentally, at the same time, my wife (edit: Who I met four and a half years ago) had a red 5-speed Del Sol.

The woman I dated called her car, “Tiny Dancer.”

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/12/2015 at 12:46

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Took me a few reads to realize you weren’t cheating...

At least I'll assume that :) You might want to address that wording.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/12/2015 at 12:53

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fixed...


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/12/2015 at 12:56

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A couple years back I spent some time educating myself on the medical causes and types of dwarfism. Only trouble is, it’s not much in the public consciousness or knowledge base, so when you use words like achondroplasia to describe actors or whatever people look at you like you’ve grown an extra eye.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/12/2015 at 14:09

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Had to look Achondroplasia up. You were fating a little person, right?


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/12/2015 at 16:56

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Not a little person - the disorder only affected her feet, hands, and arms.