"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
11/12/2015 at 05:12 • Filed to: None
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"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
11/12/2015 at 05:12 • Filed to: None | 5
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If you ever want to feel like you’re doing battle with the elder gods, take a dump while sick. Yeah you know the one. It starts out innocent enough, but then fumes hit you and you start sweating, and you feel like you’re gonna need to swap ends soon. You can’t think straight, and you start praying for salvation/death. The sweat is pouring off you now, and you scrabble for purchase on the toilet paper roll while you press your head against the cool cool tile walls for relief. Eventually it does come, and you can flush the horror that just escaped your digestive tract and go take an exhausted nap, but before then...
Speed
> Shoop
11/12/2015 at 06:54 |
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Usually folks give us something exotic or vintage for little posts like this. You give us a big, brown Oldsmobile. That’s so hilariously appropriate in this case I couldn’t help but laugh.
shop-teacher
> Shoop
11/12/2015 at 07:15 |
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Been there. Feel better soon.