Not For Sale

Kinja'd!!! "yitznewton" (yitznewton)
11/10/2015 at 09:25 • Filed to: psych

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On my morning commute, I often see a parked Porsche 912 in what appears to be Tangerine. The last few times it had a paper sign inside the window, so I figured, what the hell, YOLO.

I turned around, parked my car, shuffled over to the driveway...

“PORSCHE NOT FOR SALE”

Bah. I felt so punked.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > yitznewton
11/10/2015 at 09:34

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That’s like, trolling IRL. Putting a paper in your window that says “Not for sale...”

PS everything is for sale, for the right price...


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > functionoverfashion
11/10/2015 at 09:39

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Probably has a Streisand effect: more people will come up just like I did.


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > functionoverfashion
11/10/2015 at 09:41

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The classic 911/12 is like a halo car for me. I’m not sure whether I would actually like driving one, and I don’t know when I might get my hands on one to find out, but I couldn’t resist. The 964 would probably be a better car for me. Let’s see if this bubble ever bursts.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > yitznewton
11/10/2015 at 09:41

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Pretty funny that I know EXACTLY which car you are talking about. It’s been there for 25+ years. It had a cover on it during the 90’s, I guess it blew away. I think the sign is fairly new, as is the license plate.

I believe the color is (was) Signal Orange. Pic courtesy of Google Street View.

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Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > Thomas Donohue
11/10/2015 at 09:42

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That’s the one!


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > yitznewton
11/10/2015 at 10:03

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I feel ya; I’ve got a neighbor with 3 air cooled 911s sitting around (presumably non-op, haven’t seen them move in 6 years). I intended on asking what the deal was when I saw the owner outside...but years passed and he was never out. Eventually I knocked on his door just to say what’s up, what’s your plan, what’s the history, etc. not really intending to ask if they were for purchase or anything. All I got was “They’re not for sale” and he shut the door in my face. Only time that’s ever happened.

I'm sure they're rotting a slow death too...he lets his lawn grow out till the county mows it and one of his gutters has detached is hanging down forlornly.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > yitznewton
11/10/2015 at 10:11

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You’ll like driving one, old cars are fun. As long as they’re in good condition, they’re really not much different than brand new ones.


Kinja'd!!! iSureWilll > Thomas Donohue
11/10/2015 at 10:17

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This in Jersey?