![]() 11/10/2015 at 16:15 • Filed to: Oppo Against Humanity | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m making a more up-to-date, Oppo-inspired CAH !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I’d appreciate your help in coming up with some good cards! Make the game better for everyone and post your suggestions in the comments! I’ll add them as they come, and while they should be largely relevant to Oppo or Jalopnik, it can be pretty much anything car-related. Happy offending, you awful people!
As of November 10 8:51 PM CDT, all responses thus far have been entered, please continue to give me more. This is going to be very fun.
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________ is now the universal punishment for defending stance
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While I’m usually intrigued to see what fellow oppos look like, I generally prefer to see them clothed at Denny’s
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Haha that's not me
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Why did the local Cars and Coffee event get canceled?
__________ could have prevented the crash by __________.
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Just thought of some more:
Torch’s latest automotive obsession is _________.
jkm7680 has stopped buying VAG cars because __________.
What’s an instant way to get COTD?
What’s IDRIVEACL63AMG’s newest car purchase?
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Lies
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That’s not him
It's me
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I know. I was being a smart ass.
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ok just checking lol. I’ve actually never eaten at a denny’s before.
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2Trains
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haha okay! btw, I gave you a mention.
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I think I might have as a kid but I don't remember.
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I don’t plan on it anytime soon either, from what I hear.
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That last one!
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Oooo! Oooo! Make one for me!
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If _________ was a racecar driver their nickname would be ___________
I’d rather watch ________ race in a circle than listen to ______ discuss Cats
People who park BMWs poorly should universally be called ______
Instead of racing shoes I wear ____ when I drive my daily driver
I don’t use a blinker when I change lanes I use _____ instead
My ______ has more horsepower than your daily driver
The last time I drove a ______ it ended in dirty shorts and tears
I am saving up all of my ______ to afford my dream car
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YESSSSSSS
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OH OH OH I WANT A CARD!
Cant think of something though....
EDIT: Peter Blacks latest article: Why _____ isnt a beginners bike (or beginners ride)
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Can I have one?
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There needs to be a “Miss Mercedes” white card as well as other white cards with names of regular Oppos. :)
Also, a “1.5 PSI” white card.
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Thunderface is pretty __________
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sure thing
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“Oppositelock? More like Opposite____! Amirite?!”
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LOVE IT
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______:Still cleaner than VW.
Elon Musk hopes to take over the world by putting money into _____
_______ is always the answer.
_________: HEMI powered. Oppo approved.
That’s all I can think of, well, I’ve got one more but I’d rather not say it. Don't want people getting on my case.
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Hmm, I wonder what we could do for Montego.
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If you got anything at all tell me. You can click “set” and look at the other cards for ideas.
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“POOOWERRR AND SPEEEEEED”
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White Cards!
A lifted AMG with spinners
Low Tire Warning
Old Episodes of Car Talk with Click and Clack
Wondering if AAA can bring a battery charger instead of gas when your electric car dies in the middle of nowhere
3rd Gear is actually Reverse
Car Red lines at 3000RPMs
Headlights only turn on when you are above 50mph
Munsters Car
That infernal clicking sound which doesn’t occur at the Mechanics
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White Card: Mercury Muscle
Black Card: MontegoMan says _______ needs a 5.0
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_______ Should be a fake lisence plate.
I’d rather have a Pontiac Aztek than ______.
To my surprise, there was ______ in the dumpster.
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The Glob from a PCV Valve
(old cars like the Montego just launch a glob of gunk on the ground instead of trying to bring it back into the engine)
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For the price of this new ____________ you could have a ___________
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White cards:
Using “R” for “Race”
A cornering-induced trouser accident
HELLCAT ALL THE THINGS!!!
MarginOfError busily listing nonsense. (no offence MOE, keep listing!!)
Black Card:
Daily Drives a ________
Make a card for me plox!!
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The most recent oppositelock shitstorm was cause by a post about ____.
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How about “smallbear REALLY wants a new _____.”?
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White cards:
Parked a bro-truck across two handicapped spots.
Repost for the morning crowd.
Oppopinions needed.
New parts just arrived!
Amphicar.
After the jump.
My self driving car ran away from home.
Black cards:
______ looks just like an Accord coupe.
______ was caught ______ in a dashcam video.
NP or _____
Today’s theme day:_____
I can’t wait for Archduke to shoop _____
Introducing the new BMW _____ series ____drive Gran ____.
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________ is just a Taurus coupe.
My seat is made of _____ with _____.
It runs on ______ but uses midgrade _____.
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Can I into cardcast?
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what do you mean?
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Can you make a card about me?
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Oh yeah sure!
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“Denver just marrying his truck already, dammit”
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“Punching a producer”
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Brilliant!
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You know I will know the untitled car show has made it if we make it to a CAH set...
(To desperate?)
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You were one of the first ones I put in there!
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Oh hey! Awesome!
After further reading I see I can see what’s been added.. Whoops!
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It’s no problem! Hope you join us sometime soon!
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I shall try, I don’t think the interface is that great on my phone tho. (Basicly the only way I interface with the world these days)
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no PC?
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Well kinda, I have a Mac and a laptop (somewhere?) but most of browsing/posting is on my iPhone, I've become THAT guy. I'll find the lap top one night and have some fun with you all
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LETS DO THIS!!!
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Yay! Can't wait!