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...to worry about what other people will think of you based solely on what you drive.
That is all.
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But everyone thinks I’m a prick.
/BMWdriver
/Prick
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I’ve never driven my Range Rover over any sort of offroad path or dirt or water puddles.
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Exactly why I walk around with my junk hanging out all the time.
OK, it’s prosthetic junk and comically large, but it definitely distracts from the minivan.
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Plus if you driving a Murano Cross Cab there’s a good chance you give very little fucks about anything.
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I don’t blame you - it’s not a Jeep :P
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|Life is way to short to worry about what other people will think of you.
FTFY
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Dammit. I knew I should have bought that H3 Alpha.
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its not the BMW thats doing that :D
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But everyone thinks I’m an eclectic kook.
/weird stable of cars
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It’s the vape pen and frosted tips, isn’t it?
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When I bought the E90:
One of the partners at my firm: “BMW drivers are the most aggressive/biggest assholes on the road”.
Me: “Aw, I guess I should have bought something that isn’t super fun, super nice, and super handsome...I bet you have never wanted a car like that...”
Him: Fuck you.
Me:
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yep. let me guess. Oakleys as well?
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White Oakleys specifically.
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You’re just in time!
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Well, yeah. Even more so if it was an H3T Alpha.
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The worst part is that I actually have Oakley Mag Fours, but they’re collecting dust somewhere in a closet.
Do my Mykitas count?
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Also, I'm rich because I drive a Mercedes
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ooooooooooooo BURN
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Clearly.
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I assume that's what you're going for.