Automotive starter packs

"cuts_off_prius" (cutsoffprius) 11/08/2015 at 20:34 • Filed to: None

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Post ‘em. I made the Prius and Silverado ones. Re-captioned the Grand Caravan one as well.

EL_ULY > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:40

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Nah, I’d piss off to many high and mighty “we are perfect motorists” enthusiasts here :]

Besides, I like when OPPO is a welcoming and happy place for all car people. Wherever their type of car, car’s country of origin, and yes.. the color of the car.

End driver and car hate!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:42

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thank you internet

promoted by the color red > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:42

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Don't worry, I'm the one doing 80+ in the fast lane while blasting NPR in my Camry.

DrJohannVegas > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:43

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Just reading these I got the urge to perform a PIT maneuver.

RazoE > EL_ULY 11/08/2015 at 20:45

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hechale sin miedo

EL_ULY > RazoE 11/08/2015 at 20:48

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Lol tranquiiiiiiilo :]

RazoE > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:48

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Saw these online.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:49

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King of the trailer park starter pack

TheHondaBro > promoted by the color red 11/08/2015 at 20:52

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“FUCK YEAH ALL THINGS CONSIDERED!!!”

ranwhenparked > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 20:53

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This and the Prius are pretty much spot-on. Neither of them is really a parody, more statements of fact.

DoYouEvenShift > EL_ULY 11/08/2015 at 20:54

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Agreed! But I think we can all agree to hate on this “motorist”.

DoYouEvenShift > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 11/08/2015 at 20:59

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No way! That 3rd gen is waay too clean. Try this one.

XJDano > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 21:01

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I was tailgated by a Chevy truck today.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 11/08/2015 at 21:05

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TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/08/2015 at 21:05

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Sometimes.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > promoted by the color red 11/08/2015 at 21:05

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Wait, wait, don’t tell me - You listen to Car Talk?

deprecated account > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 21:06

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Christians don't drive prii fam

Baeromez > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 21:08

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The “I’m from Florida” Starter Pack:

not for canada - australian in disguise > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 21:17

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SVTyler > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 21:31

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Oh my fucking God this is my Mom. “Why should I move over, I’m doing 66 and they ’re the ones wanting to get by.”

shift monkey > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 21:49

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Yup, pretty accurate. Especially mk4 drivers.

wiffleballtony > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 22:02

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Not enough stars to give.

Alex from Toronto > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 22:08

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revrseat70 > SVTyler 11/08/2015 at 22:27

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Is your mom from Texas, cuz that’s the whole state

Frenchlicker > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2015 at 22:31

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I kind of want that Honda starter pack to be honest.

EL_ULY > DoYouEvenShift 11/08/2015 at 22:31

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Teach, not hate

SVTyler > revrseat70 11/08/2015 at 22:40

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Indiana and it’s the same up here bro. They’re everywhere

revrseat70 > cuts_off_prius 11/08/2015 at 22:42

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The “Imma ‘bout to rear-nd u” starter pack

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Alex from Toronto 11/08/2015 at 22:56

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I ain’t even mad. That’s hilarious.

Zip-McBump > deprecated account 11/08/2015 at 23:00

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True that. Needs to be this one instead.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > SVTyler 11/08/2015 at 23:43

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Something like 98% of the population west of the Cascades in the PNW is a left lane hog. You can often get places faster by just sticking in the right lane.

Keaton Belliston > cuts_off_prius 11/09/2015 at 00:15

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WANNABE HONDA BRO STARTER PACK

(note: I’ve owned 4 Hondas, I just know too many examples of this to even count. Vegas has way too many of these kids...)

6Cylinder > EL_ULY 11/09/2015 at 00:35

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How to properly text and drive?

EL_ULY > 6Cylinder 11/09/2015 at 08:38

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Clown Shoe Pilot > TheHondaBro 11/13/2015 at 00:09

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Marketplace, bro. Kai Ryssdal is the fucking man.