My sister in law is 20

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 11/07/2015 at 21:11 • Filed to: I'm so glad I'm married

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And whenever she tells my wife and me that she has a date, I send her pictures like this:

Be safe out there, y’all.

epidemike > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 21:13

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Weird, why would you send her pics of nipples for baby bottles?

scoob > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 21:15

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Ooh, candy!

epidemike > scoob 11/07/2015 at 21:18

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Imagine handing them out during Halloween. You’d be the talk of the neighborhood.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 21:23

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Condoms freak me out. Not using them, but I used to wake up in a cold sweat with the thought “ holy shit what if it was defective holy hell my entire life and future would be ruined ”

Thankfully my girlfriend started birth control. I sleep easier now. More protection = better protection.

thebigbossyboss > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 21:28

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Meh.

RazoE > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 21:35

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Dude, my daughter’s 19 1/2. Don’t speak of such things..=(

. . > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 21:37

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I’m 12 and what is this???

Sam > . . 11/07/2015 at 21:53

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Candy.

Leadbull > epidemike 11/07/2015 at 22:04

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TL;DR: nipples

DoYouEvenShift > epidemike 11/07/2015 at 22:12

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fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 22:20

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Ok, while I admit I’m glad I don’t have to mess with them anymore (married), I always thought the “I can’t feel anything” line that guys love to use was crap. It always felt like fuckin’ to me.

f86sabre > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 22:45

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Equally effective.

coelacanthist > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 22:51

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Ribbed for her pleasure, I turn them inside out.

tromoly > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 23:14

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Is that your way of reminding her that baking soda and vinegar balloons are fun?

EDIT: Why in the bloody hell is it so hard to find a proper YouTube video of baking soda & vinegar balloons? My post is pointless now, move along....

DipodomysDeserti > fhrblig 11/07/2015 at 23:38

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Yeah...no.

fhrblig > DipodomysDeserti 11/08/2015 at 00:04

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Guess I must just be better at it, then.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > RazoE 11/08/2015 at 07:19

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Then it’s probably already happened

DipodomysDeserti > fhrblig 11/08/2015 at 07:58

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If it feels the same to your partner whether or not you have a condom on, then no, you aren't.

fhrblig > DipodomysDeserti 11/08/2015 at 09:52

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epidemike > DoYouEvenShift 11/08/2015 at 11:03

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God I remember this episode. As a kid there was a scene where someone put nipples on there knees and it freaked me out.

DoYouEvenShift > DoYouEvenShift 11/08/2015 at 11:21

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Yeah, that creeped me out too. It was the guy that was always in a bathrobe.

RazoE > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 11/08/2015 at 15:06

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I know, she’s going on 1 year with her boyfriend. I’m not a moron. I’m not in denial. I just don’t want to think about it.

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/08/2015 at 19:25

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You do realize that comdoms are more effective than birth control pills? You really should be using them both.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > shop-teacher 11/08/2015 at 19:41

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That’s what I meant. Been using both. Makes me sleep a lot easier

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/08/2015 at 21:09

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Good! I couldn’t tell from the way you worded your comment, so I thought I should say something. You’re a lot more responsible and forward thinking than most dudes your age.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > shop-teacher 11/08/2015 at 21:29

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Girlfriend and I both adamantly agree we never want children, so we do all we can to ensure that remains the case. I’m not sure her reasons, and I don’t believe she’s aware of mine (medical, also money). I’ve considered a vasectomy but don’t have the balls (heh) to go through with it yet.

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/08/2015 at 22:08

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You’re a bit young for that! You never know where life will take you. I’m not saying you will change your mind or you should change your mind, just don’t close any doors yet.

I can’t even begin to describe how much I changed from age 20 to age 30, it’s crazy. I’ve got a couple kids now, so I’m fixin’ (heh) to get a vacectomy.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > shop-teacher 11/08/2015 at 22:35

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Well, my reasoning behind not wanting kids is mostly medical. My genetics are a bit screwed and a brief look at my family history would show that any kid of mine has a fairly good chance of ending up even more messed up than I was, and I don’t want to put anybody through that crap.

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/09/2015 at 07:14

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Understood.

PS9 > fhrblig 11/10/2015 at 10:45

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

#rekt